Our Pet || Junghope / Hopekook

No More Kitty

Namjoon woke up, hair in complete disarray, at around 7:30 AM. He glanced over at the other male in the bed, who was still sleeping soundly and lightly snoring. A smile graced Namjoon's lips as he watched Seokjin cuddle himself even deeper into a pillow. As he popped his joints, he started to think of what he should do today.

Maybe he'll go on a nice walk around the neighborhood with his lovely wife— I mean, husband. Perhaps, a visit to the local coffee shop wouldn't be too bad. Maybe he can go to the mall and buy some "presents" for Seokjin later tonight.

Namjoon was definitely doing the third option, but before he could do anything, he must feed the pets. Quietly, he stepped out of bed and put on a shirt with some comfortable pants and made his way downstairs. He walked over to the living room and turned the lights on before almost screaming his lungs out.

There was a man... with cat ears and a tail... hugging their bunny! Namjoon tried to sneak back upstairs, hoping that this was just a dream before the man's ears perked and twitched. The man opened his cat-like eyes, the slit shaped pupil of his eyes shrinking at the presence of light. Namjoon was shocked in place as the man turned to him and squealed.

"Owner! You're back!" The man with cat features said, jumping off the couch before rubbing his face into Namjoon's leg.

"What the hell are you doing? Who are you and where is my kitty!?" Namjoon screamed, trying to pry off the male.

The man stopped rubbing his face against Namjoon's leg and pouted, eyes welling up with tears.

"Does owner not like Hobi anymore? Did he get new kitty? Is Hobi not good anymore?" Hobi sobbed.

Namjoon stopped his actions and stared at the male in front of him. He has orange hair and ears, just like Hobi. He has a gray tail, just like Hobi. And he has the same dark brown eyes that Hobi does!

"You're Hobi? Our cat?" Namjoon asked, still in complete shock. "Our little Scottish Fold? I'm not buying it."

Hobi giggled before cuddling into Namjoon's chest and purring.

"Yes, I think! I woke up last night from a stomach ache and I turned into a human like you and the blonde man! It was a little scary, but being human isn't so bad! My skin is so much softer and cooler than my fur was!" Hobi stated, as of it was completely normal for this to happen.

"Prove that you're our cat! Where did we get you?" Namjoon questioned.

"Sunshine Animals!" Hobi answered cheerfully.

"What color cage were you in when we came home?"

This time, Hobi scratched his ears before answering. "Uhhhh... blue?"

"The bunny's name?"

"Kookie!"

Namjoon sighed, he got all of them right. He might actually their cat.

Hobi was really playing into the stereotype of cats being curious... he wasn't freaking out, quite the contrary, he was testing out his new human body. It was quite adorable watching Hobi prance around and attempting to walk upright like an actual human would. That's when Namjoon noticed something peculiar about his... reproductive parts. He had both a male part and a female part!

This new fact left the olive haired male both shocked and confused. Hobi was male, he read it on his adoption sheet when they got him a few weeks ago. He was certain that he wasn't wrong, cause he's freaking Kim Namjoon, man with an IQ of 148 and almost perfect memorization. So how is this possible?

"Hey... uhhhh Hobi?" Namjoon quietly said, patting the now-human cat on the shoulder gently. "I know you're human now, but I have just a slight question. What are you? Sexually, I mean, like male or a female? Cause uhh.. you have a.. umm... how do I put this in a way that doesn't make this uncomfortable... a part that only females have..."

Namjoon trailed off nervously, this isn't something you say naturally, so this was awkward. Hobi only tilted his head before looking down at his butt and answering innocently.

"I'm a male omega Scottish Fold."

Wait... an omega? The heck does that mean?

"If you don't mind me asking, what's an omega?" Namjoon said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck as he did so.

Hobi started to giggle as he blushed a light shade of pink. He motioned to for his owner to lean in closer so he could whisper into his ear.

"We're the baby carriers of our species." Hobi mutters.

Oh dear god, Namjoon thought, this is uncomfortable to listen to, I guess you learn something new everyday. Just to be sure, he pinched himself, just to make sure that isn't a dream. He felt the pain blooming under his skin and the shock multiplying by tenfold.

At this point, Namjoon was so lost with this new revelation that he didn't heard Seokjin come down the stairs and call for him.

"Namjoonie? Where is our coffee, I forgot where we put it." Seokjin said groggily before focusing on the scene in front of him.

His husband looked like he was about to pass out with how shocked he looks and there's a weird naked man crawling on all fours with cat ears and tail in their living room.

"Ah, I see how it is, I'm still asleep, good night everyone." Seokjin mutters as he turns around to go back to bed. "I knew I shouldn't have fucking woke up to eat cake last night, or was that a dream too? Is life even real?"

Namjoon reaches over and slapped his husband on the arm, the pain signaling that this wasn't a dream. However, Seokjin didn't seem to get the message and promptly turns back around to slap Namjoon back before sauntering out of the room.

The sounds of the slapping triggered the bunny on the couch to wake up and stare up at his now human Hobi. The bunny's eyes went wide as it adorably skittered over to Hobi, who was now sitting on the plush carpet. Kookie's fat body fell onto the carpet with a soft plop before crawling over the human.

Kookie cautiously sniffed the human's hand before licking it. The bunny seemed as shocked as Namjoon is, but one couldn't tell, due to the fact bunnies always look like they're shocked at something.

"Hobi? Is that you?" Kookie quietly chattered, droopy ears tilting a tiny bit.

Hobi's kitten ears twitched as he blushed at the adorableness that is Kookie pawing at his thigh. From a human's perspective, Kookie looked so much cuter and smaller than usual. He picked Kookie up and showered his little bunny face with kisses, his tail wagging and patting against the floor.

Seokjin finally returned, with a cup of freshly brewed coffee in hand, his dazed look was replaced with a stern one. He opened mouth to ingest some coffee before asking the age old question.

"What in the fresh hell happened?"