Darlimg in tha FranXZ: Thee ultimet fanfikshon!!! (ALERT: TRY NOT TO CRINGE)

Chapter 2.1: Perverted Parasites

Note: This is a "translation" of chapter 2, for those who weren't able to make out the words. Enjoy!

"What in Papa's name is going on?" said Nana. She had heard Zero Two's moans as Hiro was literally spread-eagling her on the bunk bed. In fact, their love-making had gotten so intense that Hiro's two-ball compound was splattered all over the room. Nana decided to go to the Mistillteinn to investigate what the HECK was going on, as Zero Two's screams of delight were piercing the almighty heavens, and they were absolutely disturbing to the adults below.

To her shock, Nana discovered Hiro and Zero Two getting SSOO SSTTEEAAMMYY in their wildest fantasies that her jaw dropped to the ground. Not only was she witnessing the first act of love-making that she had ever seen, butt (yess, butt) Dr. Franxx was standing behind her, holding her booty. "Still soft and yielding as ever," he said with a flirty look of SEDUCTION.

Everything turned filthy in that moment. Nana tore his pants down, to reveal the most dumbfounding sight she had ever seen: a groin footlong hot dog, as stiff as a frozen sausage, only this time the sausage was warm and BRIGHT RED. Nana slobbered it and made it grow even longer and thicker. This got Dr. Franxx turned on, and he lifted Nana and pulled one of his most favorite tricks in his arsenal of leud weapons: THE SUSPENDED CONGRESS!

They did that for TWENTY STRAIGHT MINUTES, and neither of them climaxed during that incredible gauntlet. At last, the blue-veined hot dog and the swollen fish lips exploded SIMULTANEOUSLY, and Nana squealed in passion as two quarts of LOVE JUICE leaked out of her honey pot. The amazing part was that they were only getting started.

TO BE CONTINUED...