Darlimg in tha FranXZ: Thee ultimet fanfikshon!!! (ALERT: TRY NOT TO CRINGE)

Chapter 3.1: The MORE the MERRIER

Note: This is a "translation" of chapter 3. Enjoy!

All this time Hiro and Zero Two had deformed into their depraved forms. Zero Two was literally in her monster form, with her eyes reddened and her horns blazing a glowing crimson. Hiro, on the other hand, grew horns of an ultramarine color, and his eyes were shining with a blue flame of FIRE. Zero Two was riding Hiro like a woman possessed, doing the hottest cowgirl you've ever seen in your LIFE. For TWO FREAKIN' HOURS, the two were duking it out, and Hiro was having the time of his life. After all, he'd never had his groin's garden hose lubed this well. And Zero Two, screaming in her ecstasy, hadn't had a fifteen-inch MEATLOAF in her UTERUS like this. At the end of two hours, both their members EJACULATED RUBY RED TRUNK JUICE AMD LAZUS LAPILI DONGWATER, accompanied by penetrating shouts of LUSTFUL SATISFACTION.

Meanwhile, Hachi was wondering why Nana was taking so long to get back. He decided to go op himself to see what was the matter. The moment he arrived at the Mistillteinn, he could smell the pleasant oder of... MOMMY FLUIDS??? Hachi's trowser snake stood up at the scent, and he opened the door, absolutely oblivious to the banging disaster he was about to witness...

Needless to say, his jaw dropped to the floor as he beheld a wondrous sight: Nana's PINK PANTHER getting completely WRECKED by Dr. Franxx's ginormous YOGURT SLINGER. Hachi pulled his uniform off to unveil the most glorious BIRTHDAY SUIT Nana had ever seen. She yelled, "ENTER THE GATES OF HEAVEN, MY A**!" And he gladly did so, because his own weinus was as long as a bull's femur. Without saying a word, Hachi went over to her and made her plumber's crack swell, jiggling as it was already. Forty minutes later, all three of them SOAKED the entire hall of the MISTILLTEINN with SALTY JELLY.