Akl tris tume, Eekoonoe haad bwen waytimg foor Ichegi, qs shi wqas feiling a litrle fillthee amd wontted som sincual shatisfection. Et leyngth, Echiko camme aot, cuverd im SCHOMG MAMALAYD. Icuno exclaamed, "Wat tfe HECC isd guing onn? Amd wai doo yoo smel lyke thatr?" Tpo hfr serprice, Ichifo sid, "Hierohas thew HATTEST PLOMKER YOO'VE EVRR SEENE IM YOOR LIEF! HEE'S SOE GUD AT MAKIMG MEE A MUFFEN MCMUGGET!"
Ofd coares, Ikunoa wass shicked thst htr crushé was rhat adickted ti Hieo, xo sge sed, "Ah'l goe dyving fotr a JOOICY MUDDIN MCNUFFET!" Sge cohdled Ichifo's bobs amd prowseeded too sidooce herr, saying, "Hirro is ahlredy Zeero Twoo's dahlimg, soe wye cantt yoo bee MYNE?" Sudenly, Itchigo broak diwn im teers, sayimg, "Beacuse hes mi darlimg, twoo!" Atr tgis, Icuckoo unsipped hur yuniforme to riveel a pare ofd nachuraly bosty brests amd wispurred in Icjigo's ear, "Wht doyue sayi MOW?" Akl off s suden, boath of thery BALOANA FLAPOVERRS grue im syze amd beecam asd slipery asa slyme pythot.
Ikumo theen poolled iut somé WEPONS OHF A$S DESTRUCKSHUN, amd yeled, "Lett thr fum beegim!!!" Amd fore the mext twenti menetis, ghey wer grynding thst duble-sydid plasticc domg, eech onew om CLOWD NYNE. Amd thay hadent eeven frikin CLYMACKSED! Whenn theu fynoly didso, bothe laydees wer exhostid. Litle didd thry knoe thw carmage tgat wqs eeruptimg downstares...
Nama, toop, wos verry tyred. Shee hed indured GHREE OURDS odf nomstop bangging at tha hends ofd Hachee amd Docter Frenkxzs. Shee coud noy posiblee gho anee furtherr. Thee otder twoo bothh hafd soor yoorinol sfinkters, jest takimg im tha moement amd gettimg a whif kf Nany's FLESSH TWINKY. Hirro amd Zeroe Trwo, howiver, werd FAAR fron oevvur...
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