Welcome! Don't worry I don't bite! Okay, if you're one or more of the following, I don't think this book is for you:
Homophobe (I mention boy x boy...)
Have problems with humor (I have a dark sense of humor..)
Don't like people's opinions (Why are you here then?)
Twi-Hard (I don't like Twilight, so...)
Can't stand swear words (I try to use them sparsely...)
If you hate me (Don't know why you should, but...)
Are a troll (Don't like trolls..)
Other than that.. feel free to read this no-story book!
