Touch Fluffy Tail- Ken Ashcorp

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I'M STILL ALIVE!
Well, back from the dead, anyways. Sorry about the long break there, guys. I've been quite ill recently, and I'm still not 100%, but I'm better enough to get back to writing. So, yeah. Ken Ashcorp. I don't own him. Or the song, video, lyrics, or Monster Girl Quest (Monmusu Quest! Zenshou ~Makereba Youjo ni Okasaseru), which is extremely NSFW. Enjoy, and thanks for reading and listening!
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Pick up my sword,
It's time to do business.
Strap on my cloak,
I'm 'bout to roll with this.
When you're this swag,
This world just bows at your knees.

Call me "The Chef",
Cause I'll make your blood boil.
(Hora~ Hora~)
Give me some of that coil.
Snake oil 'cause you know,
I aim to please.

Tickle my fancy,
Tickle my prostate!
Don't get me off,
Cause I'll just get irate.
Put in my place,
But I'll break out once again.

All these encounters
May just leave me scarred.
And when I'm rock hard,
I fucking rock hard.
Like Alice,
We're down the rabbit hole, my friend.

I don't give a damn,
Not an iota,
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota!

I'm on a quest,
Of which I know that I can never fail.
I will prevail,
Even though there may be many foes,
Stalking my trail.
I'm in love~,
Weak at the knees,
And yeah I'm growing pale.
Only one thing left to do,
Touch fluffy tail.

Lately, I know I'm going so crazy,
Never thought goodness would be so hazy.
Once you wrap me up,
Yeah, you know I'm caught.

But, sorry, baby, I just can't get with this,
Gotta get out,
And get back to business.
Tofu or tail?
Oh, it's food for thought.

I don't give a damn,
Not an iota,
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota!

I'm on a quest,
Of which I know that I can never fail.
I will prevail,
Even though there may be many foes,
Stalking my trail.
I'm in love~,
Weak at the knees,
And yeah I'm growing pale.
Only one thing left to do,
Touch fluffy tail.
.........
We'll see the light of day again, my dear.
......
Let's go on an adven~ture.
......
The heavens frown upon us this day,
But I've still got my quota.
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota.

I'm on a quest,
Of which I know that I can never fail.
I will prevail,
Even though there may be many foes,
Stalking my trail.
I'm in love~,
Weak at the knees,
And yeah I'm growing pale.
Only one thing left to do,
Touch fluffy tail~!
Oooh~
Ooo~
I'm in love~,
Weak at the knees,
And yeah I'm growing pale.
Only one thing left to do,
Touch fluffy tail.
*End*

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