Hi, I'm Jisung

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10:51 a.m.

bundle.boi:
Chan.
I need assistance
ASAP

Kangaroo:
Go for it
What's bothering you
You aren't day drinking again, are you?

bundle.boi:
Smh, no
I quit doing that a while ago

Kangaroo:
Mhmmmmnn

bundle.boi:
HUSH
Anyways
Do you remember how you wrote my phone number in Park Jimin's algebra textbook senior year when we tried to get him to text me because I had a crush on him??

Kangaroo:
Uh... that was so long ago, but yes
Why?

bundle.boi:
Well
Jimin never messaged me

Kangaroo:
I knew that already
You literally were depressed about it 😂

bundle.boi:
was NOT
but back on topic

Kangaroo:
Where are you going with this???

bundle.boi:
If you would let me finish, you would know

Kangaroo:
Sorry :/
You have the floor, sir

bundle.boi:
Thx
ANYWAYS
Jimin never texted me
But this kid named Jisung did
And he is kinda cute
And I like his personalty
And I don't like that I like him
He literally messaged me YESTERDAY and I already feel clingy towards him
hELP
How do I make this feeling go away??

Kangaroo:
If he just started messaging you, just try to be friends
Get to know him a bit
Maybe you'll find something that you absolutely hate and will block him over :)

bundle.boi:
...
I should have gone to Woojin

Kangaroo:
You are correct

bundle.boi:
You are no help
Like always

Kangaroo:
I know
I don't have much to offer
But
You wanna know how I AM helpful?

bundle.boi:
How?

Kangaroo:
I can help you eat an entire pint of ice cream while we watch Netflix
:)

bundle.boi:
...
I will take you up on that offer
Meet at my place in 30 minutes with the ice cream, I'll find some shit for us to watch

Kangaroo:
Can and will do
Cookie dough ice cream ?

bundle.boi:
You know me so well