Hi, I'm Jisung

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unknown:
Umm
I know this is random
But what the fUCK did you do to Jisung?

meanho:
Who is this?

unknown:
Felix
Jisung's best friend

meanho:
Ew
Why do you have my number

ewlix:
Why is my best friend crying in the school bathroom?

meanho:
Maybe because he is a hormonal teenage boy that has emotions??

ewlix:
Umm
You obviously don't know Jisung because he would NEVER go to a public bathroom
He thinks they are disgusting

meanho:
Don't we all?

ewlix:
That's exactly why you don't understand how Jisung thinks
I don't even know why I'm talking to you anymore

meanho:
Just leave me alone
You obviously know what happened because I can assume that Jisung let you read what happened
That's probably how you got my number

ewlix:
Congrats
You're not as big of a dumbass as I thought you were
So since you have some sort of a brain
You can figure out how to fix this

meanho:
What if I don't want to fix it

ewlix:
I'm calling your bluff

meanho:
Why would you even care??
You don't even like me??
Why would you want to fix this and get us to be together?

ewlix:
You are absolutely positively correct in every aspect of the fact that I have a strong disliking of you
However
You made Jisung happy
You were all that he talked about
So
As a good best friend
I'm going to help you fix this
But I'm not doing this for YOU
I'm doing this for HIM.

meanho:
Why don't you be a good best friend and quit messaging me
You said he's crying?
And he doesn't like nasty public bathrooms?
How about you get off my grill and help hIM.
Get him out of there and dry his tears

ewlix:
We are still at school, dumbass
Where else would I take him?
Hell, you went to this school, you should know that the teachers parade around the hall all the time
And I'm sure as hell not just letting him sit in some classroom for everyone to judge him

meanho:
Just walk out the back door of the gym
Coach Harper is asleep 25/8 and he won't hear you leave
There is a little stream near the very back the school
Take him there and let him listen to the water
It's very relaxing
As for me
Just tell him to delete my number
I don't want to be such a negative influence
He was perfectly fine before I got involved, I shouldn't have made things worse

ewlix:
Would you get your head out of your ass

meanho:
Excuse me?

ewlix:
I'm so tired of this bullshit
You two just need to date already

meanho:
We literally just started talking a couple months ago and we only met a couple days ago
Plus, you don't like me

ewlix:
Okay??
You two just need to get it over with and date
You're obviously more than friends
Idk how
Or why
But Jisung really likes you
You are all he talks about
He actually went outside by himself the other day to meet up with Hyunjin on a walk because he thought that he might bump into you somehow
That's how head over heels he is with you

meanho:
How does going on a walk mean that he is head over heels for me??

ewlix:
Ughhhwudhejdjej
I don't want to tell you why because he obviously hasn't said anythinggggg

meanho:
JFC
will someone just tell me what the hell is wrong with him?

ewlix:
Take that shit back
right
now
There is nothing wrong with him.

meanho:
How would I know???
No one will let me know what it is???

ewlix:
Ask him yourself
When you mAKE THINGS RIGHT
GHMjrdwevuirWrcFFCEHJ

meanho:
I don't understand you
Or him
Or any of this shit
Why is it so hard to let me know what's going on?

ewlix:
You know how you could find out?
It's this really simple process of mAKING THINGS RIGHT AND ASKING HIM YOURSELFFFF

meanho:
Oh
My gAWWWD
FINE