Minho wrote his phone number in a school textbook before he graduated
Jisung is finally a senior
** This is just a random Minsung text AU like everyone else does :)
Enjoy this mess that I think is entertaining
Started: 2/21/19
Ended: ???
#98 in...
jiSTFU: Hey Why the fUCK did you not tell me about your gorgeous friend
hoejin: Who?
jiSTFU: Minho
hoejin: Oh Him Lmao Because I'm the only gorgeous friend that you need Duh
jiSTFU: Oh whatever Well I've met him now And I have sOooOoO many questions So if you could be a good friend and answer them That would be great
hoejin: You do realize that I'm currently with him He is literally sitting right in front of me
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hoejin: So are you wanting me to ask him these questions orrrr
jiSTFU: NO just You answer them To the best of your ability :)
hoejin: Oh I see You're investigating ;)
jiSTFU: You are correct
hoejin: Go for it
jiSTFU: Bet Okay Umm I don't even know where to start Okay How did you guys meet?
hoejin: I was walking to a coffee shop with Jeongin when I saw Minho and Woojin sitting on a bench outside of the bookstore Ya know The one where you got that really cool comic book?
jiSTFU: I'm familiar And I fucking love that comic But that's not the point Continue
hoejin: Well I know Woojin through art class when he was the model from a senior class that my sophomore class had to try to draw I thought he was handsome, much like myself, and we ended up being friends!
jiSTFU: I didn't ask about Woojin hyung I'm talking about Minho
hoejin: IM GETTING THERE
jiSTFU: OKAY
hoejin: Anyways Back to where I was before I was rUDELY interrupted Woojin introduced me to Minho and now Jeongin and I hang out with him on the weekends after he gets done with his dance classes So there What else would you like to know
jiSTFU: Is he nice?
hoejin: Wtf kind of a question is that You are a pathetic detective I was expecting hard questions like, "what's his social security" and "how many baby mamas do you think he has in the Yee-Haw parts of the country" But to answer your LAME question Yes He is very nice
jiSTFU: Oh whatever But Speaking of baby mamas Is he straight?
hoejin: Oof I don't think so????? Because is he very clingy and touchy but idk that could just be his personality That And I've known him for a couple months now and he has never once mentioned a girl But I don't wanna assume anything though 🤷♀️ that's not my place
jiSTFU: true, true
hoejin: What makes you question it?? Or do you just have a crush on him and want to know if you even have a chance??
jiSTFU: Both Like He calls me pretty And gives me pet names like baby and sweetheart So Idk how to react ? Is he just goofing around ? Or does he actually like me ? I'm so confuzzled
hoejin: Omg I HAVE A PLAN
jiSTFU: A what?
hoejin: A PLAN I will hype you up to Minho, send him cute photos of you, and see how he reacts I'll let you know if he is bitten by the gay bug And if so IM PLAYIN CUPID
jiSTFU: Idk whether to be thankful for your help Or fearful
hoejin: Both Now Let me work my magic !
jiSTFU: Oh gawd
hoejin: Have some faith But I'll go do some investigating Don't forget to finish your half of our science project!!
jiSTFU: Oh shit I already forgot about it When is my half due?
hoejin: In like Uhhh Two days?? I think
jiSTFU: fuuuuuck
hoejin: Exactly So go work on science While I work on romanceeeeeee
jiSTFU: That's so fucking cringey Ew
hoejin: DO YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT
jiSTFU: YES I DO
hoejin: Then hop of my dick And lET ME WORK MY MAGIC read
