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rider squidflopped up to goggles and said, "ok so basically im monky" goggles being god pantsed rider even in his squidform. rider had a cute anime girl blush on his face and stuttered, "b-Baka!! why would you do that ??" goggles smiled then called metry and the school girl came over, "I HEARD ABOUT THE SITUATION AT HAND RIDER FOLLOW ME" she picked up rider and quickly yeeted him into the clothing store. with the power of anime rider landed in a fitting room, and metry grabbed a bag and ran into the fitting room.
moments later and rider came out in a achool girl outfit, giving goggles and anime nosebleed. mentry grabbed her bag and moonwalked out of the store, whispering "my work here is done." now rider was a true anime school girl. headphones walked into the store and then immediately walked out bevause of rider. rider then anime cried and goggles-senpai dragged him out of the store and to his house.
googles comforted rider by giving him like 2 words which were "stop crying" and rider stopped crying because he is christian and goggles was god. goggles then shot headphones for making rider cry 👊😔 but bobble resurrected the dead girl and they were like "lets fuck shit up" so headphones toilet papered the house and bobble set it on fire. headphones screeched "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT" and bobble said "im satan :]" and thanos snapped all the witnesses. headphones and bobble teleported to octo canyon and left rider and goggles freakig out
rider screeched "OH GOD OH FUCK THERES A FIRE" and goggles said "no there isnt" and then suddenly there wasnt fire.... goggles decided to spare bobble and headphones because he is a good god and rider and him cuddled until they slept. :D