DBS One shots and Lemons? (Slower Updates)

Lord Champa x Neko reader.❤

"My Lord it seems Lord Beerus is inviting you to a party." Vados said as she walked with the Lord of distortion from the 6th universe... "My brother? Inviting me? To a party? Sins when did he care?" Champa asked a bit taken back and irritated to. "Well my Lord its acsauly Goku who asked Lord Beerus to invite you." Vados said and the Lord of distrution stopped and looked at her. "The mortal again what does he want this time?" He asked. "That my Lord im not certain of myself my Lord." She said and he grumbled. "Well it cant be helped... fine ill go." He said and Vados smiled. "A excellent choice my Lord." She said and he raised an eyebrow but shook his head and walked again.

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Champa and Vados just arrived at universe 7 and Whis and Beerus were the first to greet them. "Well ill be damned... you acsualy showed up." Beerus said and Champa growled. "Not like id wanted to be here!" He bark- hissed back at Beerus.

BOOM~ CRACH~ SHATTER

The sound of and explosion and class shattering was heard and Beerus sighs. "Ohh may seems there at it again." Whis said smiling his left hand on his mouth as he chukkled. "Who's? At what again?" Champa asked and Beerus sighs. "A mortal causing trouble with Vegata." He said and turned and walked as they did Vegeta hitted the ground. He grunted and quickly got up and flew over the building. "May she's giving Vegeta quite the problem." Whis said with another chukkled. "That woman is worst then Bulma." Beerus said and Champa gulped knowing how Bulma could get.

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Beerus, Champa, Whis and Vadoa walked and soon enetered a plaza and what Vados and Lord Champa saw was shocking.  There was a girl with H/L H/C hair wearing a F/O and having F/C coloured ears and tail, she was forehead to forehead with Vegata both of the growling at each other more like the neko was hissing and giving of cat like howls. "Now Y/N dont make him even more mad." Goky said with a nervous smile while rubbing his neck. "You stay out of this Kakarot!" Both yelled and kept pushing there foreheads togheter Vegeta's hair turned blue and Y/Ns body only got surrounded by a F/C coloured Aura. "Dont fuck with me monkey king." "Dont talk to a Prince that way pussy cat." "Prince of what? Monkeys in a zoo?" She asked and he frowned again and they lifted there hands and pushed with there hands and foreheads. "Whis." Beerus said and Whis laugbed. "Yes my lord." He said and he walked behind the feline without being detected and he grabbed her ear and he began to rub  it. Her expression turned from angry, shocked then calm making her fall on the ground a purring noice ammiting from her throat. "And you!" Bulma yelled and Vegeta tck and walked away. "Dont walk away from my mister!" She yelled and Y/N's tail only whipped back and forth a smile on her lips and her fangs showing a bit. "Whis? Your an angel right?" She asked and he nodded. "Yes i am. "He said with a closed eyed smile. "Yeah your hands are like a gods." She said and he chulkled. "Well thank you Y/N he said and she smiled still purring. "Y/N we have a geast how about you make us some of your delicious food." Whis said and she looked up at him. "Okay!" She said and jumped up and ran away. "Well Whis aren't you sly." Beerus said with a smirk. "Well my Lord, Lord Champa hasn't tasted her cooking before and its quite delectable im sure itll also charm him." He said and Beerus grinned. "Come on follow me." Beerus said for once not calling his brother fat or giving a remark.

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Y/N soon came out with plate in her hands. "What? Y/N make me some to." Goku whined as he rang to her but she pushed him back with her tail. "Sorry Kakorat this is for people more important then you." She said and Beerus snickered as he whined. Y/N walked and her eyes widen and she placed the food on the table then bowed. "Forgive my rudeness Lord Champa and Miss Vados... i didnt reconize you." She said a bit scared. "Wait you know who i am?" He asked a bit shocked. "Lord Champa this mortal was at the Zeno expo traying to wake up Buu was his name, up to compete." She said and Y/N gulped a bit nervous. "Is that so... then why didnt i see you there?" He asked and she stood strait and she saw his glare making her dissapear. "What!?" Champa yelled. "Now Now Y/N." Whis said and Y/N appeared again her ears down, her head to along with her hands being in front. "Forgive me." She said and Champa walked over to her and began to sniff her with a curouis look in his face. "Ohh my." Whis and Vados said in sync. "Your an interesting mortal." He said and grabbed her wrist. "I'll be seeing you around brother don't worry I'll be back Vados stay here." He said and walked away making Whis chukkle.

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Y/N was Cooking in front of Champa telling him the ingredients and the flavour it makes or creats with other ingredients and she'd give him the dish she created and he'd compliment it like a child, that just got a new candy from his mother.
How did i even get here? Y/N had asked herself that question over and over again but as Champa finnished the dish hed yell- tell her it was delicious and she blushed, smile and begin with a new dish... her heart feeling light and butterflies flying in her stomach, all just beacuse of him smiling... she smiled and began to make another dish but she noticed a bit of food of the destroyers mouth. "Lord Champa?" She asked and he looked at her. "Call me Champa." He said almost proudly. "Alright Champa." She said and grabbed a napkind and leaned down to him. His eyes widen and she rubbed the food off his mouth abd she smiled and pulled away as she did her face twisted into fear. "Ahh Champa im sk sorry. I disnt mean to get so close to you.... my apologies!" She yelled and bowed. His eyes widen and he then giggled. "Mortals are so fascinating." He said and she looked up at him getting up and walking to her and she gulped and stood strait to look at the deity. Her eyes widen as she saw him lifting his hand.
H-his h-hand last time i saw a destroyer luft there hand like this.... is h-he going to Hakai me!?"
She yelled in her mind fear rushing threw her body and she turned her head away tears staining her cheeks as threy rolled down the soft flesh. "P-pleace L-lord Champa f-f-forgive my insolence i-it will never happen again... pleace dont k-lill me." She said in a begging matter more tears running down her cheeks and the said destroyer was shocked but lowered his hand to grab her chin. As he did he licked off some of the ingredient she had on her own cheek.

"I enjoyed the meal Y/N i hope i get the pleasure of seing you again." He said then he walked out of the neko's resturant. Leaving her shocked and confused. "What just happened?"

Lord Champa confused. Didn't that mortal Goku wanted me here? And why am i attracted to that girl!? Nothing makes sence..
He thought.

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Somewhere else~

"So Do you think it worked?" "Well its almost mating season my dear sister."

Two blue angles said as they drank tea under a tree.