wearing my new hot fit, i walk right up to jungle book
"w-wow." he stares in awe "you look great"
"hm, too bad u have a new girl" i flip my hair and turn, but trip down the stairs and break my neck on the way down
"MY FEKING NECK" i scream, my head is legit twisted around
"i don't have the money for this ugh i spent it all on this great outfit"
i gather my things and walk out the school doors,
jisoo comes up to me "bro the fuck happened to ur neck it's BROEK"
"nothing i'm fine"
i quickly skrt over to the hospital and ask them to fix my neck
"k but it might be around $4"
"WHAT??? THATS TOO MUCH MONEY"
they drug me and snap my neck back, so i can finally look forward
"oh thank god" i say to the doctor
"pay up" he says
"i only have a jojo siwa bow, will that work as payment?"
"sure" he snatches it
^(TF AM I WRITING SKSKSK)
~time skip~
i'm back at home, resting and scrolling through instagram when i hear a noise
a big phat rock flies through my window and glass goes everywhere
"YO BITCHASS COME 'ERE"
i hear a voice say
i walk over to the broken window,
"um excuse me book what the actual heck did u do"
"suck my dick" jungle book says and skips away
"ok seriously what is goin on" i dial 911
"hello, what is ur emergency" i hear through my ipod touch
"splink splonk" i burp into the ipod
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this chap is random but i hope it made you nut 🥜
