i hang up the telephono with the police, they are on their way
i hope they don't figure out i've murdered 18 people and broke out of jail but, whatevez! they are coming for jungle book like i asked them to
"WATCH OUT FAG, THE PO PO ARE COMIN" i yell out my window at like, 3 am
"KK BABE" he screams back
suddenly, i see bright red and blue lights flickering towards jungle book
"yOu aRE uNdeR aRrEsT" the transgender cop says to jungle book
^timeo skippo^
i visit jungle book in jail.
"hey, i'll take you back if you bail me out"
"bitch you know i'm broke" i say through the bars
"c'monnnnn"
"ok fine, but only cause i love you muah muah"
i realize that i'm the one who called the cops on him, but he says he loves me and that's all i need!!
"hey, how much?" i ask the guard
"$2,000"
"uhmmm what if i just suck ur phat pepe instead" i ask
"lmfaooo okey"
then i suck his dicc
"OK BOOK LETS GO" i yell down the hall
then we walk home and get back together, bf & gf!!!!!,!!,!,!,!,
slowly drifting to bed, i see on my ipod that a new kpop group came out
txt? omg you can spell that backwards and it will be the same word! like race car, taco cat, and skeleton!
i decide to stalk them and find their headquarters
but then get put in prison
dafuq
i just break out again and dig my way to china
"damn china is lit" i say as i find a homeless man and smoke out of his bong he offered
but then i get drugged
"jesus, not againnnn" i whine
"you was at the club, bottoms up when i first met you- HEy! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" i hear a voice call
it's jimin oppar! he came to save me in china!
skrr skrr we zoom out of china and back to the shoebox i live in
~~~
to be continued... lmfao
ok hey guys i'm back
also i just reread the words i wrote and it makes no sense
even tho this book already sux
