i don't know what i wrote before so yeah
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coming back home, i smell the sweet scent of
cocaine in my tiny apartment
*inhale* "ahh yes," *exhale* "time to snort" i say aloud
"can i join?" jimin asked, as he sits on the couch beside me
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"sUrE" i grin
suddenly, a buzz comes from my pants
"oh yark, a message!"
i open my phone and see a text
BFF: heyyy, meet us at the arena, a car race is goin on
Me: omggg i'll be right there
i quickly rush over to jimin, "AYO WE GOTTA GO RACE"
"aight cool les go"
i hop into jimins $20 car and we ride to the arena
the flagger stands in the middle, and the first race begins.
BRRRGRRRGGNRERRRRRR the engines roar
"woohoo!" i yell as the 3 cars speed off
"NEXT RACE BEGINNING IN 2 MINUTES!"
omo, i HAVE to join!!!
i steal jimins car and line up at the front.
winning jackpot is $690000000
hell yeah.
"racers! on your marks, get set..."
"GO!"
i push down on the accelerator, but it's actually the brake
"shit!!"
i quickly switch pedals and speed off, going 80 mph
skidding around curves, i catch up to the person in 1st place
"hahah yes!! i'm almost there"
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i quickly make it, right on their bumper.
okay, only a few more hundred feet to go.
i can see the finish line ahead.
pushing even harder on the gas, i suddenly RIP THE STEERING WHEEL OFF OH MY FUCKING GOD
"FUCK SHIT BITCH OH LAWD MY FUCKANG WHEEL IS BROEKN OMFG LIL BASTARD BITCH IM NOT GONNA GET THE MONEY ANYMORE AHHH MY WILLY HURTS"
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yark y'all!
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