It was finally the day, you were gonna finally ask your boyfriend, Calculester, to have sex(or at least just see his penis). You were so nervous.
Hopefully he wouldn't say no.
You finally met up with him after school at you house. "Hey..., um.... Calculester?" You ask kind of turning away from him, blushing like crazy.
"Yes, what is it Y/N?"
You look back up to his face/screen. "I was wondering...," you hesitate for a second. "I was wondering, since we've been together for about a year now, if we could finally, um, have s-sex?"
"Oh." He was a little confused of why you all of a sudden asked this, since neither of you showed any interest in sexual intercourse until now. "Well, this form that I have was not made for sex. But I do I have something I can do."
He quickly transforms into tagbot from subway surfers.
You quietly sit on the bed just staring at him. You don't know what to say. And because you're not breathing you all of a sudden die.
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Calculester is lame, we all know you guys just like him cause y'all wanna fuck jacksepticeye.
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Lol That was pretty epic XD
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Edit: Ok. The jacksepticeye thing was a joke. Please stop complaining that you don't like him that way and that you only like the character. It was a joke just for goofs. I could tell that it was really pissing people off and I almost just deleted this chapter. Some people have deleted their comments or said sorry after I had to tell them it was a joke, but oof. It's just that even though it's been two weeks and this whole book it obviously a joke, people are still commenting stuff like this. Please, I'm just asking y'all to stop. Thank you. UwU
