hello im back with another beautiful one shot and some of it will not be so good so be prepared because im basic at italian :)
B. COOPER
"jug what are you doing" i asked him as we were standing in the blue and gold talking. oh how i made that mistake......
"che cosa?" he said. me having no clue at the time, didn't know what he was saying.
"jug why are you speaking another landguage?" i asked him expecting him to answer in english. oh how i thought wrong.....
"e (its supposed to have an apostrosphy above it) il mio patrimonio italiano, amore mio, l'ho appena scoperto!"(its my italian heritage my love, i just found out!)he said.
"talk. in. english. jughead!!!" i said to him. he looked at me weird.
A week later
"i cant believe it kev he's just-" i started to say until kevin inturuppted me.
"he's going through a phase betty, he will get over it!" he said trying to cheer me uo. jughead has been none-stop talking in italian and we dont understand a word he's saying. as we were talking gues who walked in, mr. italian himself!
"caio le mie zappe"(hello my hoes i think idk i tried to translate terribly) he said.
"hey jug, whats going on now." i asked he standing next to me and kev across from us.
"oh bughead ima stay and listen" kev said
"cosa diavolo, scuola"(what's hell,school) he said.
"oh poor jug, is it because no one understands you?" i ask while rubbing his back
"no" he said with an accecnt.
"oh well i gotta get to class now by kids" kev said as he was walking out the door
"bye kev" "a dopo" (see you later) i say and jug says
"andiamo ai betts di classe" (let's head to class betts) he said taking my hand and walk to class
at class
"okay class im retiring now and i dotn care anymore about you guys so see yah around" our teacher told us after the bell.
"why you leaving at such a young age ms?" reggie asks the teacher.
"because i got a management job at McDonalds reggnald"(idk how to spell it OKAY) the teacher said and walked out.
"so why is he our teacher now?"cheryl said like her usual self. yes, jughead was standing at the top of the class trying to teach us in italian, in english class....
"ciao classe il mio nome e Mr.Jones ma e senor jones a voi zappa di" (hello class my name is Mr.Jones but it's senor jones to you) he says and we all look at him with a what-are-you-doing look.
"jones what are you even doing up there you hobo" cheryl says.
"yeah babe what are you doing up there" i say with a questioning tone.
"amore mio, tio amo ma stai zitto e lasciami parlare." (my love, i love you but shut up and let me speak) he said while looking at me seriously. "quanto a te cheryl, fanculo te e i tuoi figli quindi stai zitto."(as for you cheryl,fuck you and your kids). he said to cheryl in a tone. oh how muhc is this italian accent so.....sexy for him......"Mr.Jones?"cheryl said with and astonished look on her face it was so funny i wanted to laugh so hard even though i had no clue what jug said to her ill have to text him.
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bughead one shots
Fanfictionthese are bughead one shots and they won't be that short or long i will try to write as much as i can but it won't be that much only if i have inspiration to write something along of bughead same with my sprousehart one soooo
