Me Dicking Around

A Oncler Fanfic

You stand on his doorstep, waiting for the love of your life to open the door. The doorknob twists and the door opens, and you see his sexy face. He pulls you in the house and you sit on the couch while he gets a drink of milk. You snuggle up in his thneed and he makes his way over to the couch. He sits down and whispers “my dick is bigger than that thneed you got there” and he starts kissing you. You stare at his plump pink lips, glistening with his saliva. He examines you, head to toe, as if you were his prey, and he is the hungry lion. The oncler slowly and agonizingly pulls down each strap of your tank top. Your tongue is working in a heated battle against his, but deep down, you know he won't let you win. He slowly traces circles onto the small of your back. You grab a handful of his black hair, causing him release an animalistic groan. "Do you want my trufula tree baby." He whispered into your ear. "Oh god, I say let it grow." You moaned out. You unzipped his thneed™ pants and threw it to his thneed™ shirt in the ground. Both of you are naked hot, ready for what's to come. You cup his large balls, feeling his truffula tufts around it. He groans hoarsely as you lick up his truffula tree. "Fuck, lorax keep on going," he yelled out. "W-WHO THE FUCK IS THE LORAX!" You yell out. "H-he means nothing to me baby, I promise," the Oncler said softly. "Well it seems like you want him to fuck you instead, so why you go do that." You quickly put your clothes on, scurrying to the door. That was when you opened it to a short orange man about to ring the doorbell. "L-lorax." The oncler stammered out. "Um, someone summoned me, so here I am," the Lorax replied. "Is this the 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘦 you want to fuck instead of me." You yelled at him, the Oncler flinched at your harsh words. Tears of anger, confusion and sadness rushed down your face and as tried to push away from the orange bitch. He blocked you from leaving, "wait a minute, I know a way to fix this conundrum. Obviously Oncy wants 𝘔𝘦, and you want him, how about I join in on this fun." You want to refuse his request, but you couldn't resist his request. Things get hit and heavy and as both the lorax and Oncler are attacking your neck with fervent kisses. The lorax smeared Thneed™ warming lube on Oncler's tight asshole. While Oncler shaped his Thneed ™ to form into a condom that he easily slipped over his humongous cock. The Lorax slowly eased himself into Oncler's backside. The Oncler moaned and groaned as the Lorax fucked him 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥. Oncler started to enter you slowly and passionately.