Random {APH}Norgay (And Nordicks) shit

Nordics as Quotes by my Friends

Denmark, after braces are tightened: Tooth... Hurty.
Iceland: Just eat the braces dumbass.

Denmark: The fact that I'm not being held right now is homophobic.
Sweden: Mood.
Finland: Mood. Mood.

Norway, after failing a test: I'm gonna stab myself in the eye with a fork.
Iceland: Uh, pirates are cool and all, but two eyes are better than one.

Iceland: Lukas, my friend said you're hot.
Lukas: ....
Denmark: They're not wrong.
Sweden: They're not.
Finland: They're not.
Denmark, jokingly: Once again they're not but they better back the fuck off my man.

Norway: If you've masturbated to my photos you owe me a Valentine's Day gift.
Denmark, laughing nervously: I ain't too sure about that chief.
Romania: That was a long time ago- but fair.

HongKong: Is it weird to you that a lot of your friends have the hots for your brother?
Iceland: eh- I look like him. So then my friends are pre-programmed to be attracted to me too.
HongKong: Wha-
Iceland: Surround yourself with people who think you're cute.

Finland: I'm randomly craving orange jello.
Sweden: -Immediately pulls an orange jello cup from his bag and a spoon, hanging it to him-
Finland: What the fuck?

Finland: Stop stressing over this boy! You're sweating everywhere because of it.
Iceland: He make she so mad...
Finland: Just eat this candy. It'll help.
Iceland: .... You're right.

Denmark: Pubes? You mean my pussy weave?
Sweden: If you open your mouth one more time, I'll deck you.

Norway: I think one of your friends is crushing on me.
Iceland: You mean all of them?
Norway: That's a little weird...

At midnight-
Finland: Do you guys want mac and cheese?
All of them: Yes. Absolutely.

Denmark: Hey my nipple kind of burns and itches.
Iceland: Hey- shut up.