Acting Class
Sweden, teacher: Some things they did at religious parties?
Norway: Orgies..?
Iceland: Ew- orgies for religion?
Denmark: That's just pagan times baaabyyy!
Finland: If I die, my bones are going to be made into a chair.
Iceland: No one will sit in that.
Sweden: I would.
Norway: I would.
Denmark: Did he say if?
Algebra
Norway, drawing a bunch of drips: And this is what a quadratic formula to the fifth power looks like...
Nyo! Finland: *gasps, then softly* Kylie Jenner lip kit...
Norway: What is the u-shaped graph called?
Denmark: ..Horseshoe...
Norway: No.
Denmark: I can't say apple, it comes out as asshole.
Iceland: You just said it!
Denmark: ... No I didn't.
Denmark: Y'all... Did you know the moon landing was faked?
Sweden: Oh my god shut up.
Iceland: The flag was waving, no stars, reflections in the helmet...
Norway, turning to face them with a blank stare: You guys believe in the moon?
Science
Finland: Trucks have hands???
Iceland: No, no. They hold tires.
Denmark, leaning in: Bro I bet McQueen smashes some absolute puss.
Norway, softly: Please... Do you guys... Ever shut the fuck up...
Lunch
Finland: My mom wants to know if I need to bring goodies to dnd.
Sweden: Goodies?
Finland: Yeah, as in like snacks... To please the dungeon master.
Sweden: Please the dungeon master..?
Norway: Yes. Bring me goodies. You must please the dungeon master.
Iceland: Don't you dare.
Denmark: I'm gonna deep throat this banana.
Finland: Wanna see who can go the farthest?
Iceland: Please don't.
Denmark: Oh absolutely.
Norway, sighing dramatically before speaking softly: I am now... Unfortunately married to Denmark.
Denmark, slamming his tray on the table: Guess who just got the best improve scene with Norway.
Norway: That's it... I give up. I'm going to become a florist... My passion.
Denmark, slurping his drink: Can I sell sex toys across the street from your flower shop?
Finland: I'll sell coffee!
Norway: Ah... Perfect Valentine's Day corner. Coffee, flowers and toys.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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