Random {APH}Norgay (And Nordicks) shit

1/31/17

      When Denmark said he was coming over I didn't expect him to bring beer. I didn't feel like drinking but that didn't stop him, he ended up pretty drunk... Playing Monopoly with a drunk man is very frustrating, more frustrating than when he's sober.

      First he was saying that he deserved all the money, when it wasn't his turn, then when he ended up losing he got really sad and slowly pushed the board off the table. I laughed when he stepped on the little metal dog piece, but I had to clean it up. Now that idiot is sleeping on my couch.

      He's only sleeping there because I don't feel like taking him home, or calling someone to get him. So he's stuck here until he's sober enough to drive.

                               ~Norway