Random Crap That Will Almost Make You Drop Your Croissant

D&D

Okay so yesterday me and my friends were playing Dungeons and Dragons and it got weird fast. This may get graphic so don't read ahead of your sensitive to that kind of stuff. This book is rated mature.

First of all, our friend thaniel_is_rad has a giant pet worm named Burga. He had to role his 20 sided die for his sass level when someone tried to take Burga. They ended up taking her anyways despite him rolling a 19. A little while later we fought a giant goblin that looked like our English teacher. She wasn't very interesting but the teacher IRL is a control freak over cell phones so she had students cell phones and we found some interesting stuff on there. Later on we fought a troll that was a lot like our gym teacher. thaniel_is_rad once again did something. He decided to chop her boob off. And then someone chopped the other one off. Someone decided to stick one of the cell phones in the boob hole and call it. Afterwards two people rolled one's and fell into the giant boob  holes never to be seen again since a one means automatic death. They both later got revived. thaniel_is_rad decide to keep pouring boob milk on someone else and then decided to make the person drink it. He rolled a 20. R.I.P. We also ended up taming a giant cat, giant dog, and a dragon, formed two relationships (only two of us are left single 😏), and earned a royal status. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the story about our D&D adventures and remeber, never let Kitten be the DM again (even though of the bad stuff was in the story they wrote, the players added it).

I'm officially done with my friends. Smh. 😝