!!WARNING!!
THIS CHAPTER ACTUALLY HAS SEXUAL STUFF IN IT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
The warm bubbles were tickling st their leg hairs. They were enjoying being in the jacuzzi together and creating their wedding registries wish lists. They were browsing through some kinky websites when they came across BuyABenis.com. They were browsing through the sales when they saw it. It was a beautiful, smooth, green object. IT WAS A SHREK PP! It was only $69 too!


They browsed through some more and found a 1,005 pack of fried benises for only $19.99. They added that to the list along with Shrek PP. They were satisfied with their work for the day and put the laptop away. They then made out in the hotel for like 7+ hours before falling asleep, side by side in just a thong (Michael) and nothing (Dan). After he woke hours later, Mikey gave Dan a wake up call with a blow job.
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Random Crap That Will Almost Make You Drop Your Croissant
AcakJust a bunch of random crap that my easily amused brain thought was funny.
