the beginning but also the end

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One day Tails was reading the dictionary and when he got to the word 'penis' his 8 yr old self got very horny 👀 then he started to think about his bff sonic cuz hes a sexy beast lol.

Tails slammed Sonic's bedroom door open and saw sonic fortnite dancing which made his small pp even more harder then it already was :0 (omg teils thats gay as hell)

Sonic was angry because tails interrupted his very important dance sesh and he started screaming like an autistic cucumber.

"OMG TAILS I WAS DEFAULT DANCING THE FRICK IS UR PROBLEM!!!!!" the hedgehog screamed like chris chan or some other autistic sonic fan ecksdee.

"Ur my problem sonic." Tails said "ur such a sexi lil shit and i wanna sex u"

"Ew tails thats gay" sonic said "my dick belongs to shadow lmao"

"Oh shit ur right hol' up brb :)" then tails got out of the house, flew to shadows house and shot him in the pp where he died instantly due to blood loss then tails went to his house after that.

"K hes dead ur dick is mine now lol."

"No nigga ur like 9 and we dont support pedophilia 'round these parts."

"Oh shet ur right haha why would anyone support this ship its literal pedophilia." Tails said

"Yeah lol lets go watch Pewdiepie or something." Sonic said

"Ok." Tails and sonic then went to the kitchen and watched pewdiepie on their wifi generated microwave. If youve never heard of one its cuz ur poor and only rich ppl can afford those hahah poor!

The end. Dont forget to like comment and subscribe and i'll see u guys next time!

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