Before I start:
Please no dirty jokes about this ;v;
Sorry-
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Ok sO-
I just learned tonight that this thing I have is actually a syndrome :0
My mom (who is studying in the medical field, so I trust what she says) told me that it was a syndrome
Anyway, the thing I have is where I have to have something in my mouth
My mom had this too-
Except hers was sucking on like a straw or something and mine is chew
i hAD A GLOWSTICK BUT MY DAD TOOK IT yeah yeah I know it's dangerous bUT I WASN'T GONNA BITE THROUGH IT!!!!!
Here are the things I've tried that don't work and why:
-straw
Especially the weak plastic ones (like from fast food places), they're too floppy and just no. But for like hard plastic ones it's just cause they're too hard and have a hole-
-plastic fork
Just no-
-chopstick
Too hard and I don't like the taste of wood
(fun fact: I forgot the word for chopstick and was trying to remember but gave up so I just said "those stick thingy things that you pick up the stuff with???" (I just noticed I forgot what the word food was-) I sounded so very confused and my arms were like waving around. My step dad asked "what stuff?" he sounded kinda confused. "th-the stuff you eAT TO STAY ALIVE" my sister was dYING at my dumbass self. My step dad looked at me "food??" he asked and I nodded. "do- oh my god- do you mean chopsticks???" he looked like he was gonna explode from laughter when I nodded) (I do that a lot- forget normal words-)
Things that I've tried and acTUALLY WORK:
-glowsticks
They're just perfect :'0
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