Logan: What took you so long?
Patton: Sorry, I met a dog
Logan: YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR TWO HOURS
Patton: IT WAS A CUTE DOG, OKAY?
The original one had a cat but Patton is allergic to cats, so I changed it
Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes
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What if we bite eachother?
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I wish somebody would take me out
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Where were you?
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Walking faster
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Pat-off
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Alright curie, square up
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I live to dissapoint
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I hate me more
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Y e a h
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Ghost Toast
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You have my husband
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Don't be alarmed
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Wait
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Again
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it's Deceit
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Am i hitting you or kicking you
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r e l u c t a n t l y
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eveybody?
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Dog
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Hints
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(Woah)
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(Woah again)
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Who said?
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(Woah but this time part 3 edition)
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Better than you
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Bath bomb
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They have Logan
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Two in one
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Possible face reveal?
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uH
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The height of stupidity
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Language
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Language 2
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Logicality vs Prinxiety
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Hogwarts House Incorrect Quotes
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:D
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Whatever I want
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(Uh)
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Quick math
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High five
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It be like that sometimes
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Hugman
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A short story
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Personal reasons
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Nervous
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Blink
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I don't know what to title this one :/
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Onions
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Ex-boyfriend
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Grounded
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Successful trip
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Gay panic
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Neat
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Knives
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Motivation
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Count to 100 because i'm bored
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Sun and moon
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Leashes
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My bird
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Which one?
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I've given up on the update schedule already
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Wearing black
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The language of vines
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No animals
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Q&A (questions)
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AAAAAAAAAA
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Open up
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Q&A (answers)
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Bubbles
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Drunk
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Proof
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I wish somebody would take me out (part 2)
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One day
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Singing revenge on WattPad like 3 months too late
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Whiskey or perfume
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WACK
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Never again
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Trash goblin
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Magic word
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Announcment
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Final part
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why
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what? a new part? but they said they wouldnt update anymore. shut up
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guess who's back. back again.
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Not better
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So.
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No
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How to ruin a first date
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Hiatus
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well. shit
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A puppy
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Quarantine Buddy
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hm
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No Way
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update on my quarantine buddy
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