Roman: Virgil, I'm so happy! I could kiss you right now!
Virgil: *gay panic* uhm, neat
-Later-
Virgil, laying face down on his bed: I can't believe I said neat - Neat, Logan! Nobody says 'neat' anymore! It's the god-forsaken 21st century! It's not 'neat' to say neat anymore, but I said it anyways! I'm. A. Huge. Loser.
Logan, reading: hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometime or another - especially you. Remember what happened when Patton confessed to me?
Virgil: didn't you like, thank him?
Logan, closing the book and looking up at the ceiling: I thanked him.
