3: Whitestorm Vs Mistyfoot

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Whitestorm:

Of all the clans

And all the cats

Out there to battle against me

They picked some fishy half-bred cat

Who calls herself a 'deputy's

Does your mother know that

Your way out here?

I doubt she'd approve.

Oh-wait, Sorry Love!

I forgot

She gave you up,

Your kinship she refused!

And now that I mention it

It's really quite a shame

That kinship bond was up and gone

'Cause you were in her way to rise to fame.

You were pushed out.

Of your mother,

Then her clan.

Broke the rules!

Sorry dear, looks like you're no more wanted then a toad stool.

Mistyfoot:

Let me just give it to you straight.

This is not a battle you can win

You can't even touch me

Best be calling for your living kin

But wait!

Your air-head mommy up and died and sacrificed

In the name of Thunderclan pride

All before you opened your eyes

I win the prize for

Uncontested

Greatest

Bravest deputy

I survived the rise of Scourge

You had to kick it

On the scene

As for being half-clan

I don't see no shame in that

Did you manage to forget?

Your one eighth Windclan cat?

Whitestorm:

Well I'm really not surprised

By your overactive mind

Seems like truth and lie

In your head is combined

Greatest?

Bravest?

More like lamest.

Cats follow me 'cause my courage is contagious.

Fought in that war

Like no one's seen before

We brought Scourge to the floor

Hundred cats adore

Me!

Keep this rhythm and rhyme in mind

While you sit inside

The peace I supplied

You've done nothing more

Then be a mistake

'Cause nothing but grief

Blood-shed and heartache

Do us all a favor

And go jump in the lake

Come on now Misty,

Or is that all you can take?

Mistyfoot:

Ooooo

You really wanna go there 'cuz?

Lets talk about lakes

'Fore you call quits

I jumped in to save my kits!

You didn't even know your own daughter was in danger

You let her wander off with a stranger!

I guess the bad parenting

Comes from genetics

Your daddy had some issues your mommy couldn't fix

Thanks you him my litter had to go

Now someone has to deal with his oversized ego

Don't wanna rub it in

But you were over hyped

Anyone could tell you

It should've been Graystripe

But still you had to have 5 minutes of fame

All in hopes

Will remember your name

And speaking of names

I've got some good news

Or maybe this one will give you that blues

I've gotta go now to get my nine lives

Cya Whitey on the other side

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