Swiftpaw:
Swiftpaw in the den!
I'm the bravest cat you'll ever meet
Part time I be slaying dogs
And the other I just slay this beat!
And just like how my name implies
I'm the swiftest of the swift
I'm about to leave you in the dust
So get on it
If you can catch my drift
My accomplishments
Stretch from here all the way to highstones
You can try to win but I'll laugh
When you fail to hold your own
Shrewpaw? Ha!
Who in Starclan could that be?
Hang on can we pause this?
I need to check the Warrior Wiki
You were in the books
For like two sentences
Are they tryin to make us battle
Cuz we're both apprentices?
Cuz that's unfair to you...
The Windclan version of me
We should keep this tame
And have YOU admit defeat
Oh Shrew you got no chance
I got slaughtered by a pack of dogs
My death is legendary
Your's is lamer than a crusty log
Out of all the ways to kick the can
I can't believe you chased a pheasant!
I'm the OG TC king and hero
Bow down to me, peasant!
Shrewpaw:
That's all he wrote
Glad you got that out of your system?
If you wete shooting fot the pity vote
I can assure you...
You missed it.
Oh Swifty buddy come on dude,
This isn't worth debating
Besides, when you talk like that
It kinda sounds like you're compensating
Reliability and Integrity,
I've got all the things you lack
I stayed loyal to my leader
You went and blabbed behind her back
It's no wonder you died an apprentice
You impulsive entitled frill
I hope my words haunt you like
PACK, PACK, KILL, KILL
Yah so your end was way more gory
But at least my death had respect
You were off chasin' some glory
I was providing for my clan
You went to fight without a plan!
If I could choose between you and that bird...
I'd be back out on that road man.
Swiftpaw:
Thunderclan couldn't keep up
With the amount of babies
Your parents were popping out
If you thought about the death rate
Chalk it up to the kits
We could've done without
Shrewpaw:
At least my mother had the decency
To stick to one mate
Your evil stepdad killed a queen
To have a fill-in dog bait
Swiftpaw:
Your family's weak!
Their greatest attribute
Is how they drop like flies
And if they make it,
They just SUCK
Refer to ERBOW number five
Shrewpaw:
At least I know who my parents are
Swiftpaw:
At least I'm not an inbred hick!
Both:
*Bickering and fighting*
Fallen Leaves:
I see the pair of you goons
Didn't get any wiser in your afterlife
Or maybe Swift and Shrew
Didn't get the clue
That they're the rap war no one asked for
Just leave
You beat believe
That Fallen Leaves will take the lead
And beat this beef tween these two beasts
More fiercly than you've ever seen!
Now you know that death's no competition
But if it was it'd be my paws,
Who would claim that blue ribbon!
Wrote my tragedy on the walls
Felt my sanity drain and fall
Neither of you two will be remembered
But I'll be here
Kickin' it with a main character
Credits to Blixemi!!!
