7: Jayfeather Vs Yellowfang

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Jayfeather:

Yo it's you against me

It's Jay from the Power of Three

I'm back from the past

To fix your knees and crack some fleas

Things have changed since your time

There's a new omen in order

I'm hauling all your dusty flab

To the Shadowclan border

I'm a god among cats

Don't cut me short for being blind

I can go through space and time

And I can freakin' read your mind!

Oh sure you "feel"

The pain that others feel too

Guess it sucks to know

Your son and mate

Didn't give a shit about you

Yellowfang:

Ho!

That's refreshing

Hearing words come out of your trap

That ain't comprised of woe is me

Or your pining, whining, bull-crap!

Cut ya short?

Nah

You do that one on your own

Everyday you sit

And moan and groan

And sound like papa Crow

You're a sad little creeper

Walk in the dreams

Of the sleepers

I've got this rap so far wrapped

That i've already beat ya

Got a lesson to teach

So quiet down and listen up

Hun!

You might jump the clock

But i'm timeless son!

Jayfeather:

Take a minute now

And take a piece of your advice

Your the reason the four clans

Fell into Brokenstar's demise

You're the slutty furbag

Thinking you can break all Starclan's laws

That's a lot of kitten blood

Running a river at your paws

Oh!

It's all that smoke

Getting the best of your senses

And I see how your delusionment

Gets to your 'pprentices

Farmed a couple sicklies

Going down the very seen path

You're so pitiful Starclan had to

Spare them their wrath

Yellowfang:

Atleast I save cats

You wouldn't know what that's like

Letting that poor boy

Scream in terror

'Neath the frozen sheet of ice

Im like a pheonix

And I'll be rising from the ashes

You'll spend the rest of your life

Lacking class and compassion

I've got more healing power in one claw

Then you do your whole body

Thunderclan embraced me,

Loved me,

While your liked by nobody

You're in a relationship with a stick

You're a goddamn angsty prick

If you don't get your own way

You throw a fricken hissy fit

Why don't you take the

Time

To pull that stick out of your ass

Skitter off you whiny baby

You've been clearly out-classed

Does it hurt?

Now that I've exposed your shortcomings

Poor Jayfeather

Bet you didn't see that one coming

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