Daddy Gravy was at a local Walmart where he bought some mashed potatoes to squirt his special gravy sauce onto. He then went to the gravy aisle, where he touched the gravy packaging in weird ways. He soon went to the beach where he performed a classic: "I'll Daddy You Up." He was escorted shortly for being somewhat inappropriate. I forgot to mention: He was a famous singer, but a somewhat controversial one, too. Sometimes he goes to far with his lyrics, such as one time where he apparently said a racial slur against pizza sauce. The word was: Saucerini. It was found in a sentence in a song. "Fedichini, greenie beanie, go taste my Saucerini..." Anyway, he went to a barber shop where he snuck in and starting eating hair off the floor. He said it tasted yummy. Later when he got home, he accidentally spilt his gravy sauce on his new jeans. "S--t! My new pants!" He was fuming so hard he blew some of his special sauce on the floor. He then went to an alley around the back and found an old box of mashed potatoes and biscuits. He then started to kiss and rub the boxes and blew a big gasket in his system. The entire alley was covered in gravy. He knew he would get arrested for such a thing. He just ran out of the alley because he knew it wouldn't be long until someone came. Once he got home, he made a diss track on Papi Pepperoni. He called him a good for nothing beef bum.
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Daddy Gravy Misadventures Episode I
HumorDaddy Gravy is a well-known singer, but can be a bit controversial at times, too. Gravy did some shady as shart things, and he must go back and fix all of his mistakes. NOTE: His "Special Gravy Sauce" is what he emits from himself whenever he find s...
