kidnapped by brockhampton?!

WHOLE FOODS

  "who are you?!"
  i looked up and gasped!!! "matt champion?!"
  he looked around nervously, "don't tell anyone i was here." quickly, he kicked through the window and jumped out of the bus, running away!
  how am i going to explain a broken window to the boys?
  and why did that just happen??
  wait a minute... WHERE AM I?!
  'i've been here so long and i didn't even think to look around,' i thought.
  i looked out the window and saw that i was in a parking lot, next to whole foods! sweet escape!
  i jumped out of the window hole and ran into whole foods because whole foods is life, and started to wander.
  it didn't take long before i realized my mistake :/
  "bros! she escaped!"
  uh oh.
  i guess the boys were shopping.
  joba tackled me in the soap isle, i was in the middle of smelling oatmeal lavender soap :(
  i saw a figure in front of me, looking up, i saw...
  kevin abstract!
  he huffed and then said, "we have to keep our eyes on her more, maybe someone needs to stay at the bus next time?"
  "no!!!" joba yelled, still on top of me, "we can't break our shopping schedule just because we have a hostage now! everyone has a job to do and it all works out.. well.. everyone HAD a job. it's already getting hard with matt gone.."
  "i know," kevin said, his eyes started to water, "but it's gonna be okay. and you were right. she's perfect."
  kevin just called ME perfect? eeeee!
  "um, can i have some air please," i said.
  joba got off of me, making sure to grab my hand so i couldn't run away. he grabbed the hand that was still holding soap, so the block was a little annoying but at least our hands would smell good afterwards.
  kevin looked me up and down hehe, he nodded quickly, typing something on his phone.
  another figure appeared in the isle. omg!!!!
  "hi, me llamo roberto. we have a lot to explain."