kevin and i talked all night long, he was really trying to convince me that being matt would be easy.
"honestly, you just gotta mumble some lyrics and lay low, people won't be able to tell the difference."
i looked up at him, "really?"
he looked me up and down again, "yeah boogie, it's crazy how similar you look."
i thought the comment was kind of funny, he kept looking me up and down all the time.
"when is the next concert?" i asked.
"tomorrow, here in seattle."
man, they were right in the neighborhood, that's handy for a kidnapping.
"how do you lose a band member?" i blurted out.
kevin looked shocked at first and also a little offended at my comment.
"we didn't really show matt enough love— i just.. it's so hard, i wanted to. i've always had a thing for matt," he smiled at the memory, "his messy hair, the way he kinda looked like a hot abraham lincoln.. i just miss him so bad."
i guess that makes me the replacement "hot abraham lincoln."
kevin continued, "i guess matt was seeking emancipation from the band."
i quickly got up, moving the look out the window.
"where are you?" he whispered.
"WHERE ARE YOU CHAMPION?!"
"kevin! calm down!" i said running to him.
he was crying again.
and i was crying again.
"i'll help you," i said.
i dropped my voice an octave, "just call me matt."
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kidnapped by brockhampton?!
Teen Fictionwhat could the worlds best boyband need me for?? why did they kidnap me when i was walking home from school?? what is going on?? read to find out Boogie's fate!
