Two halves make a whole ( Au Sans x Female! Hybrid! Abused! reader) DISCONTINUED

Chapter 12- A cinnamon roll and an 'accident'

A/N

Sorry 4 all of the neko AU Sans pictures, they're just too cute! How can you not 'aww' at them? Notice the word accident, and how it was typed.

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Nightmare's P.o.v

Did Y/N just... call me... Nighty? Wow, she's taking this whole family thing seriously, giving us nicknames and all. I could hear Dust and Cross go "Awww..." when Y/N called me Nighty. I have to agree, it was... cute... The funniest thing about it all was Dream's reaction, it was priceless. He had never been spoken to like that before, and it showed... really badly. I remembered Y/N told us of a 'Forced destroyer Error' (Forced destroyer Error belongs to  harrish6, yet again, I can't mention them (-_-)), and I wanted to learn more about this version of Error. I was going to take Y/N off my back to ask her, but she just pouted and slapped my hands away.

"Hey, Y/N? You told us of a FDE, right? Can you show us their book?"(FDE= Forced destroyer Error, they say it like this so Dream doesn't understand.) To answer my question, Y/N just slid off my back and nodded, dragging me, Dust and Cross to her room. When we got to Y/N's room, she unlocked the door, throwing her axe onto her top bunk. She then walked over to her laptop and booted it up. Y/N opened up Google and searched for a thing called 'Wattpad'. I assumed this was where the story came from.

Looking around, I noticed the obvious things, like all of her weapons and gear. I saw her wardobe, and noticed it was full of spiked clothing, like collars, wristbands, a few headbands, and hoodies, some looking like Sans hoodies, the other hoodies were 3 times too big, so they were probably baggy. When I looked back to her computer, she had the cursor over a book called 'Healing What Has Been Broken *OLD VERSION*' (harrish6's book). Once she saw me look at the book, she spoke, "We're reading the old version because it has more chapters and makes more sense to me." We all nodded in agreement, now understanding why.

~~~TIME SKIP TO AFTER YOU HAVE READ THE FULL BOOK~~~

Y/N's P.o.v

When we had finished the book, the oth- no, my brothers were shocked. Looking at the time, I noticed it was nearly dinnertime, so told my bros I was making food, and that they should wait in the dining room. Walking down the stairs, I heard banging, which confused me, as I had heard no thump to indicate another Sans had fallen. I popped my head round, to make sure it was safe, and saw... the cinnamon roll! I ran into the kitchen, hugging said cinnamon roll.

"Hi Blueberry! (If you call Underswap Sans something different, change it to what you call him, k?) I let go of Blueberry so he could respond. "HELLO HUMAN! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?" I had expected this question, so I simply replied, "I know your name because Classic showed me all the safe AUs when he got stuck here. I'm Y/N by the way, and you're in my house. I was just about to make some tacos, want to help?" Blueberry just nodded his head, well, skull, in response. He then asked me if I had any glitter or glue, and knew what he was going to do. "Blueberry, listen. You don't use glitter, nor do you use glue in tacos, but.... I will allow you to that special taco for Dream, ok?"

He seemed to understand, so I grabbed my tubs of glitter and my glue for him to use, quietly laughing. I set them on the side and gave Blueberry one taco shell, the glue and my gold glitter. "Use these for Dream's taco, k? Oh, that reminds me, give me the shell for a sec." Blueberry gave me the shell, and I took out my food markers and wrote 'Dream' on the shell. Once I had done, I passed the shell back to him and began work on the tacos.

~~~TIME SKIP TO WHEN THE TACOS ARE DONE~~~

Still Y/N's P.o.v

Once the tacos were cooked, I set them on a rack to cool slightly. While they were cooking, I had set out the table, the plates were out and each plate had a name tag in front of it. The tacos already had people's names on them in food marker. All of the tacos had glitter on them, actually. The only differences were, the colours of glitter and the fact everybody but Dream had edible glitter, Dream's taco has craft glitter on it, and glue.

Once they had slightly cooled, I set them on to the plates, making sure my plate was near my brothers' plates and that Dream's plate was on the other side of the table, but I could still see him. Once I had set everything up, I walked into my games room, and towards the open pipe that connected every room.  I grabbed an airhorn and pressed down on it when it was on the pipe. "Downstairs for food, make sure you go to the plate assigned to you, don't worry, everything on the tacos are edible, I checked. Blueberry also dropped in, by the way." I shouted this down the pipe after the airhorn.

I walked back to the kitchen and told Blue to do what I had told the others, and sat in my seat. Once everyone was sat down, I spoke again, "Sorry for the airhorn guys, I couldn't resist. Don't worry, the glitter is edible, the glaze is just the meat juices and the writing on the taco shell is edible ink." They all just 'oh'-ed in reponse. I told Dream to eat his taco first, he did and everyone watched. When it was in his mouth (bye-bye logic), I started giggling. Dream spat the taco out, and everyone else looked at me, worry in their eye lights.

"That's disgusting! I felt like throwing up!" I looked at Blueberry, and noticed tears forming in his eye socket. I stood up and told the others to eat, reassuring them it was edible, and Dream just didn't like it. "Actually Dream, you're the disgusting one here. First, you doubted your brother, then you have the nerve to judge me, the others are off the hook for that, you then look horrified at the way I spoke to you, but can you blame me? After all of that, you take it one step further, judging Blueberry's and my cooking skills, which made the innocent smol bean cry. Let me just tell you something. Never make the smol cry, or you'll end up dead."I said the last bit in a demonic tone, being completely serious. I then walked over to Blueberry and picked him up like a child, grabbing his plate, and sat back down. Wiping the tears from his eye sockets, I saw he was still upset.

"Hey Blueberry? Want me to show you the taco you made isn't disgusting?" He nodded, so I got up and placed him on my chair, before going to the cupboard to grab glue and F/C craft glitter. I put them on the table and sat back down, Blueberry sat on my lap. After covering the taco in glue and glitter, I bit down, only to notice everyone was looking at me like I was crazy. I shrugged it off, the taco was really nice, and I ate the rest without complaining once. Blueberry looked up at me and asked how it was, me replying that it was the best I'd ever had. His eye lights filled the entire room with a baby blue glow.

Blueberry's P.o.v

Wow! The hu- I mean Y/N liked the taco, despite it having glue and glitter on it?! She is the best human ever! (Me: Before you ask, no, Wolfie is not going to hit Blueberry with a chair for calling her a human, because he doesn't know about you being a hybrid yet. Also, if you read the comments of the last chapter, you will know who Wolfie actually is.)

Nightmare's P.o.v

Geez, Y/N liked that? But saying that, Horror does eat human flesh, and the fact Y/N has an axe almost identical to his, she is a lot like him. Just maybe not with the whole 'flesh-eating' thing. She's the best sister ever, the fact that she cares for others so much as well.

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Done! And in under 2 hours as well! Hope you enjoyed, if you want to never miss an update, make sure to add this story to your reading list! I know this chapter is shorter than the last few, but I was under a strict time scheduel.