The Slime Of DxD {Male Reader}

Chapter 10

Sorry for being gone for ages guys! To be honest I was just lazy and kind of forgot, so here we are! Also thanks for all the comments. It's definitely my favorite thing about writing here, just reading all your guys' crazy ass conversations.

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I woke up from my nap and stretched, I stood up and looked around me. I froze momentarily as I saw I was in a void of complete nothingness, except for the clown on a unicycle going around in circles who I chose to disregard, all around as far as the eye could see, nothing.

*Honk!*

"Shut up!" I roared at the clown on his unicycle, he fell and curled up into his knees. I sighed and went to summon some holy light, only to find out I can't. I try and try but, nothing. I grow distressed and try everything I can to summon my powers, I them notice I'm in my slime form. I can't even turn human. I was going to lash out at the clown in anger when I froze after hearing an almighty voice.

"Ya fucked up. Ya really did, you know that?" It spoke to me.

"Who the fuck are you and where am I?! And why can't I use my powers?!" I roared back in anger, though some fear started to creep up the back of my neck as I realised I was practically powerless.

The voice sighed and I could almost feel it shaking its head at me.
"Still so naive. No wonder He doesn't want to put up with you anymore."

'Who the fuck is He? And where can I find him so I can beat his ass into a fucking nonexistent pulp!'

"Listen." There was a finality in its voice that shook me. "With the way your going now, you may bring around the death of all life. But that's after the Power-Crazed-Arc was supposed to take place, but that's not happening anymore," I grew confused by its ramblings, it raised its voice once again. "You have a choice." It paused.

"He said he may reconsider sparing your reality if you agree to go back and start again, your life that is. And to calm the fuck down with the harem man, it's starting to get ridiculous at this point, just keep it to like, three or four max. Okay?" It spoke so casually about time travel that I paused for a second to think.

"And if I disagree?" I asked.

"You would be, as you would put it, 'removed from fucking existence, yo',"

I dead panned "I don't say 'yo'."

"Yet you just did,"

"Ya wel- you know what. I don't even care. When would I be transported to?"

"To before you were born and then you'll meet your dad, his bully and your mom. She'll get a crush on you an- shit wrong movi- uh fanfic." I dead panned harder.
"Jeez! To when you were moving into Kuoh, okay!?"" It's voice became a higher pitch and I could know tell it was female.

"I give my consent, just don't do anything freaky just yet. We did just meet," I smirked as I finished.

"W-What are you saying!?" It screamed, totally embarrassed.

Then I was promptly ran into by a girl with light brown hair and dog ears, her face as red as a tomato.

I felt myself change into my human form and got knocked out.

Time Skip

I woke up in my school uniform and in a new apartment with Poof on my chest.

I smiled as bright as the sun down at her and rubbed her.

"You would not believe the day I just had if I swore by it," I laughed to myself and Poof his her head behind her paws.

I held her and stood up, walked to the window displaying the morning sun over Kuoh town.

"I'm not gonna fuck around this time," I looked to the skies, "Bring it fucking on,"