The Slime Of DxD {Male Reader}

Chapter 7

I was awoken this morning by Poof licking my face, I laughed and rubbed her. I relaxed my body and took a look around my room.

It was the same as always, but there was two new bumps under my blanket,

I HAVE TITS-!?

*Record Scratches*

Oops, sorry about that.

*Re-adjusts record and leans back and sips tea*

Till next time.

*Record Whirls*

One bump was on my left and the other was on my right. I lifted up my blanket to reveal the blushing faces of Ira and Novi.

I smiled and scooted down to them, gave them both a peck on the cheek and snuggled up to them. No way in hell was I gonna miss out on a cuddle session with two of my favorite girls.

Poof came under and and yipped quietly and came up on my chest and declared it was now her bed by lying down and falling asleep.

The girls cooed over her cuteness and snuggled up closer.

We stayed like that all morning. Until Kiba came in and saw us snuggling.

Kiba: How can you sleep with them!?

(Y/N): Chill dude, I'm just snuggling up with two of my favorite girls.

Kiba: There from the church!

(Y/N): Ya and I'm a Christian, got a problem with that?

I heard Poof yip.

(Y/N): Sorry, Three favorite girls.

Poof nodded and looked away. The girls giggled at this interaction.

Kiba: Then fight me.

(Y/N): Fight you? I would kill you in seconds, but why?

Kiba: Not you smartass, those two.

He gestured to Irina and Xenovia. They put on serious faces and nodded, they stood up and kissed my cheeks. They started to head to the door.

(Y/N): Just remember Kiba, if you even attempt to land a fatal blow on any of them. I won't hesitate to remove you from existence.

He paled and nodded.

We headed outside and went to my backyard, which was fucking huge, and Irina and Xenovia prepared their Excaliburs. 

The rest of the ORC came out after hearing the commotion that was Kiba.

We lined up on the sides, ready to spectate the match.

(Y/N): Remember my warning Kiba.

He nodded, probably ignoring what I just said.

(Y/N): Girls I'll give you a kiss on the lips each if you win.

The girls froze for a second, before they appeared to be going Super Saiyan.

Both: We won't lose.

Kiba flinched slightly but got back into position. 

I blew a whistle and the fight began.

Kiba summoned a few sword into the ground and grabbed two.

Kiba: How about I burn you! Then freeze you to death!?

He looked around but he couldn't see them, he quickly turned around. Only to receive Excalibur Destruction's hilt into his stomach; making him spit up blood.