[Neko my ass] Neko ereri (snk fanfic)

chapter 3 : Bean and Sawney

Sorry for not updating for so long I've had writers block and a hell locker at school an-

Levi: *throws to the ground and steps on face* u Lil shit do you realize that every time you end a chapter we all stay frozen like that until you update.

Me: *gets up and writes "cuation : on man period 24/7 " on forehead* shut up and stop bitching because you want erens meat in your mouth

Eren: who wouldn't *motions to freshly cooked meat steak*

Levi: *tackles Eren to da ground* mmm Eren I want that meat inside me

Me: *intense nosebleed* uhhhhh so anyways *pulls curtain* ACTION!

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Hanjis POV 8D >

Once Levi had stalked off to go pack I sighed and slumped against the wall.

"Hahh at least I'm safe.... For now" Erwin was still hyperventilating so I patted him on the back reassuringly.he went flying into the wall.

"Owwww QMQ. Why Hanji why"

" aheheheheheh woopsi guess I don't know my own strength hey maybe I'm super man or super woman cus I mean duh I'm not a guy so I ges superwoman but I feel like that's too long for a name (a/n I know something else that's long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) but I mean hey if you have super powers who really cares what your called oh Oh I could be TITANLADY YEYA WOOP WOOP WO-"

"uhm ehem" Erwin interrupted "we should pack now.Levis gonna be pissed if we make him wait much longer"

" oh deyum that's right!ah ah ah bye for 5 minutes"I screetched and skidden down the hall to my room.It took me until I found my backpack to realize I'd need too carry stuff in something different due to me size. I shrugged looking around my cluttered floor for something that would work. "Aha!" I exclaimed grabbing a sooty black sock. The poor thing had definitely started out white but had probably got caught up in one of my experiments. It was torn around the edges but it would do.I quickly made string straps and started stuffing the essentials in it (3 fruit roll ups and A few marbles).I turned around and came face to face with a scruffy dark brown rat.It came up to my bust so it was probably 4-5 inches on all fours.Behind it was a light golden blond mouse.my eyes widened and not from fear."HELLO MY LITTLE TITAN BABIES" I screetched and lunged at them.

They froze for a second then turned to run and that was all they got to do before I grabbed their tails and dragged them them over to my sewing box.I put ribbon collars and frilly ribbon muzzles and reigns on them while they tried nipping me and stepped back to see my work.I took their reigns and stroked the big one.

"I'll name you bean.that's what a guy in my favorite show named hinga called a titan :3" (a/n yah everyone in snk is genderbent and has different names) I told it

Then I pointed to the small golden mous.

" and I'll call you Sawney <3".

Suddenly I heard a noise behind me

"HANJI WTF GET AWAY FROM THOSE FILTHY TERRORS"

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Welp short chapter.

Because I'm tired and everyone else cliffhangers me so why not take it out on my readers

That logic tho.

Any who I'm rlly sorry I'll update sooner I keep getting caught up in *cough* other yaois *cough cough*

Hey I haven't been beaten to death by Levi :D ...... Suspicious ; ~ ;

Wer are u leviiii

Oh shit *nosebleed*EREN LEVI GET OFF EACH OTHER I SAID NO SMUT

Ah goodbye! Remember your comments make my day :'D

~Skyl- screw that- Yaoi addict