[Neko my ass] Neko ereri (snk fanfic)

Chapter 2: what the fuck hanji

just so you know there will be a lot of "shingecki steriotypes" jokes in this (example horse=jean jokes, Marco=freckled Jesus jokes, short=Levi jokes ) okay? :3 hope you enjoy

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Levis POV:

When I lifted my aching head it instantly hit Hanjis forehead and I squirmed away from her clutching my head and hissing.

wait.hissing?

I boggled at my surroundings.It looked like a regular house but bigger.a lot bigger.

"Where the fuck are we Hanji?"

the freak adjusted her glasses and points to a seringe the size on a surfboard with orange liquid dripping off the end. " were in the apartment can't you see!? The difference is us!But Levi guess what!?!? Its not just our size that's changed !"

my eyes widened slightly. "what do you mean we've changed size! Hanji you better have some thing to change us back, and what do you mean there's other changes, damit Hanji I swear il-" my voice was muffled by something soft (why does that sound so dirty to me? I need help).

I pried the fluffy thing off my face.it as ppered to be some sort of scarf

"what is this shit?" I said holding the 'scarf'

Hanji bounces up and down " Levi we're Neko-people! That thing is my tail!and I have kitty ears too!"

I froze "Hanji.what.the.fucking.crap.did.you.inject.me.with" (sperm.no.stop.bad. sorry my dirty mind is taking over) "you said this would make our senses better not then us into fucking cats!"

shit glasses simply bubbled on " Well that's the CRAZY thing! my experiment actually kinda sorta WORKED!"

" how exactly is that "

" you see" Hanji said drawing a imaginary diagram "cats have much better sences than humans by far so it did work isn't that greaaaaat?!?!!! 8D "

I flopped down.what good would arguing do.it sure as hell wouldn't help things go back to normal.just then I realized he was still holding Hanji ratty tail.I dropped it like a hot coal.

" so let me get this strait.were stuck being 6 inch people with cat ears and a tail?" I said searching for Hanji ears.I found them when they suddenly shot  forward previously hidden in Hanji tangled hair.

"Correctomondo lev-"

"that's freaky" I cut her off staring at her twitching brown neko ears

she located my gaze and immidietly looked at my head

"my ears are adorable thank you very much!and besides" she said wagging a finger at my fabulas hair "your ears are pretty much the same!"

"my wh- oh yeah" I had forgotten that Hanji was not the only one with weird neko body parts.I patted my head feeling delacate thin fuzzy ears and when I fished out my pocket mirror I saw that they were black with white tips.interesting.

my thoughts  were interuptes by a small groan and I turned to see Hanji sitting over Erwin waking up.I smacked my hand against my face when I saw Erwin lift his head where it smacked into Hanji's.

"freckled Jesus Hanji stop doing that" I muttered while Erwin slowly looked around. "what the hell happened" Erwin said.Hanjis face lit up " ERWIN WERE NEKO PEOPLE!!!!" she shrieked and filled him in on the insane situation while I rubbed my temples.

one thing is for sure.I need some goddamn tea or I'm going to start killing things.and I'll start with Hanji

I walked to the counter uconsiously swishing my (black with white tip) tail. when I got there the cabnent looked huge

okay how the fuck do I get up there?

I tried jumping but I couldn't even reach the lowest ledge.no.not not my tea. nononononono.son of a asstard I'm going to kill Hanji

"HANJIIIIII" I  yowled

"yeeeeeeeeees?" she said back innocently.

"I can't get my tea.if I don't have my tea something's going to die.and that something will be you"

"now now"Erwin piped up "why don't we  just go to pixis' place. he lives in the same building as us let's go."

"why not.beats sitting around here doing nothing.fuck,Hanji I can't go to work like this" I sighed.

"it will turn out just fine!and you won't have to kill anyone aheha!" Hanji said quickly.

"okay fine. but in our current state we may be at pixis' for a while.maybe we should pack some shit" I suggested

"sounds good " Erwin agreed.

and we rushed off to pack

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okay so I got a little caught up in other things and kinda forgot about this story ehehe- *gets hit with a frying pan*

good god Levi violent much?

Levi: fuck you.update more you brat and this sucks balls anyways.

me: whatevah. though you and Eren are the only ones aucking any balls around here.

Levi: shut it.

me: anyways thanks for reading if you are hope you'll like this series ^^;

~Skyla-*levy suddenly writes over my name* annoying ass brat