[Neko my ass] Neko ereri (snk fanfic)

Chapter 1/prolouge

okay I know I spell things wrong I already have a spelling Nazi voice plz don't Beat on meh.now. ACTION

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Levis POV:

I heard a extremely fast knock on my door before the lunatic behind it busted into my room.Great.it was my psycho roommate hanji, hyper as always , her bright gaze flicking around my dark room searching for me.I snuggled deeper into my blanket,pulling the covers over my head.

maybe she'll think I'm gone and leave

but that was a false promise.

Shitty-glasses found me olmost instantly and threw my blanket across the room smili like a moron" Hey, Hey LEVIIIIIIIII! Guess whaaaaat!". I glared at her, raking a hand through my dark hair. " What the fuck do you want at" I glanced at my clock "4 AM , shittyglasses?!"

before she could speak I let out a small gasp and lunged at her feet tugging at her filthy mud coated shoes and tossing them violently out of my room where they clattered in a brown heap against the wall.

"Well I've been doing some research and testing" four eyes started as I stalked into the bathroom and turned on the sink. "And I have a serum that I think is ready to be tested on humans!Now I just need someone to test it o-"

"No." I interrupted scrubbing my hands

"But Leviiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

"I said no.I will not be a test subject for a shitty mad scientist got it?"

"..…."

after  a few seconds of silence I turned off the water satisfied with my clean hands and glanced up at the mirror.my eyes widened in the slightest as I saw hanjis reflection inching towards me with a giant syringe  filled with orange liquid poised above her head.I flipped around, snatched the syringe and threw it across the room.just my luck the randome direction I threw it happened to be near hanjis foot.she grabbed the thing and cradled it in her arms.

" What the actual fuck Hanji!"I hissed

"Well you were too selfish to take it willingly soooo....... "

"Yeah there's a reason!some of us actually have intelligent reasons for things!"

"....... >8T still "

" ಠ___ಠ  get out"

"pfffffft whatever I'll just ask Erwin"and she bounced out of the room to go stalk Erwin.

*a few minutes later*

I stalked out of my room for breakfast and found the back of hanjis ponytail( aka jeantail) and Erwin sitting at the table.I grabbed the cornflakes and tryed to slither back into my room but Hanji once again caught me with her hawk eyes.

"Hey Leviii! >u< I was just telling Erwin about my need for test subjects!" she said "maybe you've changed your mind?"

"Nope."

"bummer.well anyways if you decide to participate and its a success then I can sell it and you will get a percentage of the moola ;) "

she never told me that.still not worth the risk.

"what exactly does the serum do?" Erwin finally spoke up.

" 8D! Glad you asked! Its all good things of course!it should enhanse hearing,sense of smell, and eyesight. It may even make you taller Levi" she said with a wink.

"Fuck you shitglasses" I snarled back.

she ignored this and continued

"And if it does turn out a failior of a project then there should be no side effects whatsoever!"

"are you sure its safe?" Erwin pestered

"100% sure" she replied

"how should we know?" I pressed

"Tell me how I can prove it and I will"

"Okay" I smirked "you take some"

"sure" she said and stabbed herself with the syringe

"and you should remember that I can always just inject you while you sleep if you don't agree ^w^ "

"fuck" I said "okay fine.But Erwin is taking some too" and grabbed Erwin's arm to twist if he said no

Erwin simply sighed "I guess I don't really have a choice do I?"

shittyglasses  grinned from ear to ear

" YAAAAH! I AM SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT I KNEW YOUD AGREEE" and practically teleported down to her lab.when she came back she shifted her glasses so they reflected full of light, hiding her eyes and placed a creepy smile opon her face.

" FOR SCIEEEEEEEENCEEEEEE" she screetched and tackled us and stabbing us with the serum.

fucking shittyglasses you really just had to body slam me.

I got up and shot her a murderous glare which she smiled back to before suddenly collapsing.

"Holy fuck!What the crap Hanji!"( no I did not put that. there on accident)

Erwin flailed

"Calm down baby she's breathing she probably just fell asleep or something.  Being a lunatic is probably tiring" I shrugged.

a few minutes later Erwin still calming down, I felt black dots eating away at my vision,going larger by the second.I had just enough time to see Erwin collapse before everything went black

damit Hanji. it must be that serum.

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Okay so here's chapter one sorry its so Levi - er - I mean short but the next chapter should be out by tomorrow so yeah. if you reading this please comment what you think X3 thanks,

Skyla- *gets stomped down by Levi*

Levi: What the fuck was that short thing about ya lil ass

Eren: when do I come in ; n ; I'm feeling neglected here. character abuse.

Me: patience I'm getting ther-*gets kicked by Levi*