Hello, dear Saucy Bastards! I am back from my long, travel filled summer to bring you... MORE FUCKING CONTENT! *Roberto screams* ("Oh sweet baby JESUS!" A voice yells in the background). You guys can recommend what you want me to write, when to update shit, zippedy-do-fuckin-da.
So, so sorry. I was traveling so much during the summer, and I rarely had time to get on here, so... Sorry? And the start if school has been very stressful to me, so don't kick me in the vagina, and yell at me, please. I beg.
In other news, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! Are you proud of me mom!? Her name is Kasey, and she's just as nerdy as the rest of us. She's a real sweetheart, and I do love her so. (I'm not lesbian, just to clarify)
Once again, very sorry. Be sure to update Remembering very soon. Thanks! Seeee yaaaaaaaaa! *fades into void*
HAIL HYDRA