Wowie m y personal things that aren't personal??????

Guys

Okay. So I updated my phone. (To the latest iOS Stuff or whatever it is). I was texting my dear, dear, Friend (let's call him Lady Laxatives) when I found something absolutely amazing. There's an emoji that is a leaf of lettuce.

Lemme reiterate for you guys.

L E A F Y G R E E N S

*ahem*

Anyway. I found this beaut. 🥬.

She is my favorite thing in the whole entire world.
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
Next to the facial expressions and the cup of milk, of course

👁👄👁
👁👅👁
💦
🥛🥛🥛
And of course
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

But now, one emoji ranks far above all others

🥬L🥬E🥬T🥬T🥬U🥬C🥬E🥬

It's too pure for this world, be sure to use it with respect and love