claimed deep by a BAD BOT

chapter 7 - the final finale

                                                                                 ----Author Note----

******* Deer friends and lovers, I bring to yoy today th final finale  of this storu. It has ben a long tim coming. but i finaly found the word to move on. thank u. now the story ********************

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It were been 2 minutes since we all star ted to stare at each other. Andree and Ashley;s stares were so hot and deep, that my friend asjhley was began to get burned on her shoulders. My eyes felt like large expanding potatoes turning into enormous tasty french fires for me to eat like a yummy treat. Just like Andey and Adhlu were undoubtedly very tasty yum yum (hehe). 

The school nurse came out o the school and began to dra g my driend ashley away/ Ashley. Screamd! The burns! The school nurse was trying to help sashly but her birns were in the way of the nuses hands.

We all watched as the nurse took Ashley into the school. Then AShley and Andee started looking at me, Aney, once agin. They both walked closer to me. Until they were standin super duper close to me. 

This is it I breathed they must be about to claim me.

Ashley burped then pusedh me and I fell down. "Hotdogs!" I yelled as my face hit the sidewalk, but then it sounded more like "Hotphkdh" because my mouth smushed on the ground. I looked up at him,

"Why did you do that?????"

He didnt look at me and instead looked at Ande, I could tell he was sad that he pushed me though, so I forgave jim.

Then all the sudden Andy and AShley begain to kiss.

Noooo I scremed but secretly this was exactly the kind of fanfichtin I had alwats dremed about. I watched them kiss and kept saying "NO" but it didnt stop them. I knew I was supposed to be getting claimed. Bit for some reason, theire lips kept touching instead of either of them claiming me.

Just then, a large blue minivan swerved around the corned into my vision. "Oh no" I thouht.... That car is going to hit Andie and AShy!  Quickly I ran towards the car and yelled "STOP"

"STOP!"

"STOP!"

And held out my hand, but it didn't stop." Suddenly it swerved more and the window rolled down, revealing someone holding a t shirt canon!.

Something flew into my mouth inexpectedly and I started chewing. It tasted just like waffles.

I sure hope my mom didnt posin these I thought

Suddenly I began to barf and then die

And I knew, all along, that this was how i was going to go

"NYEH HEH HE HEH EHEEE" the person in the minvan got out nd laughed

they wore a black mask and soon my eyes began to close so I could no longer hear nor smell anything at all

"I FINALLY GOT HER" The person too off their mask as andie and shley made out next to my dying body

"YOU SMALL LAME BICTH, YOU:LL NEVER CALL ME ABUSICE AGAIN" my mom said

"Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys started playing

And then I died.

THE END

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I super <3 my FANS :3 XD THANK YOU 4 reading thsi and hopedully you all will check your wAFFLRS! love and peace 

For realsies, this is the end of the story. Thanks to my cowboy yee-haw friend for the inspiration to finish this nostalgic trash heap of a story. I couldn't have done it without a master-class shit poster like you.