Severus Snape X Reader One Shots

Umm... Bitch?

     "I don't care what you say (y/n), I won!" I growled at my boyfriends antics. I guess I should learn not to accept bets from the smartest man I've ever known.

     "I don't have any money Severus!"

     "Then WHY did you TAKE. THE. BET?" He had a victorious smirk on and I knew that I'd have to find a way out of paying him the money... that I did in fact have, but he didn't need to know that... right? 'I don't HAVE to pay him right? I mean, it's not like he knows I have the money, right?' I though to myself. "I heard that, (y/n)." SHIT! I had forgotten that he could read my mind...  Bastard... "I heard that, too." Well hear this motherfucker! You can suck my wiggly dick! "(Y/n)!!!"

     "Well, you can!"

     "You don't have one!"

     "Then I'll sprout one for your sucking leisure!"

     "(y/n)!!! Inappropriate! Don't make me come over there and stop you!" His cheeks redden with embarrassment as he points to her with a shaky hand.

     "YOU DON'T HAVE THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE!"

     "JUST GIVE ME MY DAMN MONEY, YOU BITCH!"

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     "Excuse me?" (y/n) asks lowly with a scarily innocent smile.

     "W-what?"

     "What did you just call me, dear?"

     Oh shit... she said dear, oh no... I'm not going to be able to sleep in our bed for months...

     "Hmm?" The sudden sickening sweetness of her voice was such a terrifying sound to Severus.

     "Umm... Bitch?"

     "I'm sorry, Sevy  dear, I couldn't hear you over the quivering pussy standing in front of me." Her eyes narrowed in a playful manner as a wicked grin crossed her features. Honestly, Severus would sometimes piss her off just to see this face she makes. Animalistic, yet satisfying. It was rare that he'd ever anger her accidentally, though. Sure, he gets chewed out and told to sleep elsewhere, but to see this look upon her face was so worth it to him.

     This time, however, was an accident. He had only ever called her a bitch once, and it was when they first met. He left that day with a stinging red hand print across his cheek. At the time she came off as quite aggressive, when in reality she was just very 'passionate', as she would put it.

     "I... I called you a bitch, (y/n), and I am so sorry! Please let me sleep in the bed."

     "Oh you can sleep in it, Sevy Dear..." a catch?  Severus thought. "After  you apologize the real way." Severus was a bit confused, until (y/n) turned her head to the side and lightly tapped her cheek. Severus smirked at his ability to get out of the situation as he made his way over to his lover. He leaned down and went to kiss her on the cheek. 

     Just as his lips were about to make contact with her cheek, (y/n) leaned forward, and captured his lips in a kiss, causing him to naturally wrap his arms around her waist to deepen it. He could feel one of her hands travel to back of his pants, and he became a bit excited at the action.

     The very second he let his guard down, (y/n) reached into his back pocket, pulled out his wand, grabbed the back of his shirt collar, pulled him to his knees, and pointed his own wand to his neck. All with that same wicked smirk spread across her soft lips.

     Damn... she has me stuck... I love this woman!

     "My dearest, lovely, man. Next time you wanna cuss at me under your breath, remember, I'm not afraid to top you."

     "You say that as though it would be a punishment."

     (y/n) smirked again, but this time with less cruelty. She let go of his shirt and helped him stand up. "Silly, man... Its not about the punishment, its about the power and control. But I don't mind letting you have that. I just need to put you in your place sometimes." Her smile was now sweet and her eyes looked upon him with love and adoration. 

     Severus leaned down and placed a gentle kiss upon her lips and backed away to take his wand back. "I should get ready for my next class. I can't have the students see me late."

     "Yeah, go ahead back to work, I'll see you in a few hours, love."

     A moment as Severus left the room, (y/n) threw her fists in the air in victory. Severus completely forgot about the bet, and won't have a chance to think about it while teaching those grimy little children! IM A FUCKING MASTER!!!

     A moment of silence passes while (y/n) picks up the mess  she made of the newspapers that fell off of a near by table in the process of dragging Severus down. The silence, however, was disturbed by the sound of stomping footsteps and a door slamming open. 

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     ''I HEARD THAT!!!"

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A bit ooc but I like it.

And it's a bit shorter than the last one, sorry about that!