Here we are sitting in Lunch detention just staring . Twan throwing paper wads at me like he 7,
Mars is drooling sleep . So I guess it's just me staring for real waiting to go get my lunch. Then I feel a giant paper ball smack my head .
"Hoe act like you got some sense" I turn around and scream at Twan and he start laughing his whole life away.
"I'm sorry ma you just look so peaceful can't have that" He replies
I smack my teeth and wait for us to go get our food and feel another paper wad hit my head. I stand up and turn around
"Throw another thing at me Antwan I dare you" I say and my accent start slipping out . Then I start hearing laughter coming from someone besides Twan I look over and Mars wide awake chuckling too .
"I know you didn't Marshawn" I turn to him glaring
"Your yelling woke me up I had to do something" He said shrugging his shoulders laying down again . It's time to thot & plot since now they tryna be friends and shit. So I raised my hand and asked to use the restroom. He agreed so I stood up and walked out and went to the lunch line and politely grabbed some tangerines.
I slid them in my purse and walked back to the room and waited for us to be allowed to go get our food which felt like forever. Then we finally went and Twan tried to wait on me like he was cute or something I told him to keep walking so I could finish my plan. Acting like I was fixing the strap on this lil sandal I had on looking slow, then finally everyone was out the room . I walked out the room grabbed the tangerines in my purse and just started launching them at Twan & Mars
"The fuck who throwing shit at me like they stupid" Twan said trynna cover his head then I felt something soft hit my shirt Mars had the nerve to throw a thing of mashed potatoes at me.
"Bitch you got me fucked up" I say and grab someone pineapples and launch them . They have the nerve to start a food fight with me ! Gray in between my toes, peas in my hair but don't get me wrong they look a mess Twan face all sticky Mars got applesauce on his Fendi belt then it click in my head we finna get kicked out this damn school and I start hollering and they start laughing with me. Then I see the officers and I ran my dirty sandal ass up out that cafeteria . Slipping and sliding I hear them two fools behind me . Twan laughing like he ain't got no sense.
" Bae go left" He laughs out and I can't help but laugh with him and run left we running and hiding in this school like we seven .
"Go in the auditorium"
"My legs hurt" I whine out with a half laugh and throw my arms up
"You see how messy you is gal Ian carrying you" Twan says
" Y'all made me messy the fuck"
"I'll give you a piggyback ride but if I find out I got a knot from one of them tangerines ima drop you so quick" Mars says slowing down so I can jump on his back
"See there you go you got a ride & why you start throwing shit anyways" Twan says
I jump up on his back and respond "same reason y'all did y'all looked too comfortable"
"We getting suspended" Mars laughed out
" You guys sure are not me tho" I say
" Why you not"
"Cause ima say self defense and start crying" I shrug
"Get yo ass outta here you started all this now we on the run " Twan said
"Who told y'all follow me this ain't monkey see monkey do"
"Then jump yo monkey ass off my back"
"I- boy boo we all in this together now mush"
"Nah ya ass can get down rubbing yo coochie on his back so comfortable get yo monkey ass down Koba" (only some will get it 😭) Twan says
"Okay Cesar" I say jumping off
"How long y'all been together"
"I don't even know this dude" Twan says talking bout me
"Right we strangers who just hunching"
"If y'all don't get the fuck outta here" Mars says hollering
"We serious" Twan says
"Ight Ima stranger too so that means we can hunch right?" Mars asking me
"You Betta act like you got some damn sense patna" Twan Says stepping up to Mars
"Get yo ass back Twan this what you get for playing now you mad" I say laughing grabbing that boy
"That shit wasn't funny I don't know why you cackling you gremlin"
"Mars do I look like a gremlin"
"No you beautiful" He says blowing me a kiss to make Twan mad. I fake catch it and Twan tried to sway it out my hands
"Boy moooove" I say starting to laugh
"Y'all think y'all funny or something huh"
"We hoelarious"
"Period Pooh" Mars says
I'm really like the fact they are getting along together and quite well from what I see .
"We gone be in trouble for real y'all" I say
"You got that damn straight" I hear yell and and we all turn around and see the principal, uh oh I was tempted to run again it's just a habit
"Y'all get lunch detention and start a food fight what the hell get to my office now" She screams I put my head down and just started walking like a little puppy who peed on the floor.
Here's another chapter,🤷🏽♀️❤️
