the morning brees is chile making yogi bear shiver in his chocate brown fur. He stares across the table at his true love and blows a kiss to her. She doesnt reply with words but the look in her milky sugary gaze lets him know that she feels the same. He grabs his pankcake out of his trusty dusty pic-a-nic bascet and sets it on his plat. It makes that asmr "plap" sound that he loves so much and his girlfreind shifts in her seat. 'Why do always look so baeutiful right when you wake up?"
The bowl of frosted flakes didnt reply. Its like she knew that she looked extra soggy this morning and that yogi was just trying to make her feel bettr. "No. Really. You look cerial-ously grrrrreat!!" he growled, but she still knew that he couldn't possibly mean it.
Now she was seriously upset, and she spoke, her voice not as crunchy as it was earlier in their relationship. "How dar you! You now thats what my ex used to tell me all the time!" "Your right. I'm ssssso sssory" Yogi makes a desprate attemt to make her giggle and crunch like she used to, but its no use.
"no yoggi your apologies won't work anymore." She let a sigh escape her flakes. "you've made me sog" Poor yogis eyes tear up and he lets out a quick sob and growls and quickly stands up and roars and the table flips over along with his beloved love.
"C R U N C H!"
Yogi perked up, thinking that was his girlfreind, but it turns out that this time the crunch came from the bowl smashing to the ground!!!! "Oh well. She wasn't sweet enough for me anyway.... maybe I'll see if Lucy wants to go out with me" he thinks as his milky paw rests under his chin. He hopped into his pic-a-nic bascet and drove away with a vrrooom, on his way to Lucy's factory.
As he pulled up to the empty parking lot and the bright green for leaf clover hanging off the side of the giant building already catches his eye. "Oh boy oh boy oh boy here's Lucy's factory." He hopped out of the pic a nic bascet and began to do a jig all the way to the entrance. "Maybe she'll give me better luck with relationships" he mumbles as he makes his way through the rainbow colored doors.
Immediately he saw rows and rows of conveyor belts carrying hundreds of cereal bowls— or potential girlfriends, as he liked to see it. "oh boy oh boy oh boy that's hot" He starts to sweat a little, but since he has sweat glands as big as a big jet plane, he looks like he's been standing in the rain for three days. "I need to find Lucy" he told no one as he began to jig his way across the factory, trying his bests to keep his peepers on the floor and not the sexy cereal bowls that rode on the conveyor belts. But a sudden door opening gets his emedeate attention and his jig stops, but he jus can't help but stare at the beauty before him.
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ChickLit"I'm afraid to tell you, because if I do, you'd never forgive me." She turned away from him. Yogi held the bazooka tightly in his paws. "If you love me, you'll tell me." She frowned, then sighed. "Okay, the truth is that I'm-" An ear splitting scree...