DATING DAMIAN WAYNE WOULD INCLUDE

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by MGSEP26

by MGSEP26

💚Blanket hog

💚Being an Animal Addict with him

💚The rest of the Batfam honestly not giving any fucks. Eg, One time, Jason walked in on the two of you whilst Damian was fucking you:

"Ah, f*ck, Damian, Damian! Oh my god! Do it there!"

"Damian, Bruce wants you to--- oh, sorry, you guys are okay, I'll just---"

"JASON, FUCK OFF DUMBASS!"

"Jesus Christ!"

"JASON, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"Okay, okay!"

*outside*

"Damian had sex? Ahahahaha Damian had sex with Y/N! Oh god, I have to tell the others," *Jason is wiping tears off his eyes*

*inside*

"I'm gonna KILL Todd,"

"Damian, no, ah ---- fuck me Damian fuck yes fuck me,"

💚His family being surprised when he brings you home, he's really different. You're like... the Jerk Whisperer.

💚Damian doesn't give a shit. He doesn't care about stupid trends. He just likes hand kisses, cheek kisses, and telling you about oh my god did you see that cute dog on the road?

💚Did I mention the animals involved in this relationship?

💚He is AMAZING at hair, better than you are. He can even double-dutch braid with his eyes closed, you've seen him do it. On you.

💚Damian doesn't say 'I love you' like normal people. Once he lets you look after his pets, you KNOW Alfred's already planning your wedding. Mentally. In his head.

💚He's moody. Let's not get started on that.

💚You legit laughed in.his.face. when he told you he was Robin. "THE FUCK YOU DO!" Damian had said. "Pssh. You realise, I knew about Jason, Dick, and Tim, too?" "Actually, I'm not going to bother, it will have some weird response," Damian says. "Good choice," you say, nodding.

💚Damian being an absolute angel around you