Yaoi One Shots

I Tried to Kill you but I couldn't

(SpideyxDeadpool)

Yaoi ! Of course the cover says yaoi, but its boy love in case you didn't know.

Disclaimer: I dont own Marvel or Capcom cause if I did it would be totes crap and all the characters would be gay. Lawls

"Look wade, what do you want ?" Peter is missing his usual spider man get up, and is wearing a regular collard black shirt with tanned khackis. His camera is hanging around his neck and a small instant hot coffe is clutched in his right hand, while a notebook that looks old and worn is clutched in the other.

Wade, being his usual out of balance and crazed self, jumps down from the building and lands in front of Peter, laughing only slightly. "Oh spidey, see I Had a job from some nut job that probably masturbates in a supply closet an-" "Gee like you can talk. .you're the nut job.." Peter interrupted under his breath and watched Dead Pool explain what his purpose of being here was.

Dead pool continued his explanation as if he hadn't heard Peter and only stopped briefly to laugh at his own jokes in between.

"So you're telling me someone hired you to assassinate me, but you can't?"

Peter sighed and took a sip of his coffee. Deadpool could be so..unfortunately placed in his life all the time. After a one night stand with Wade, he'd thought that would be the last time he would've heard from the freak clad in red.

"And pray tell, why you can't carry out the task, Wade ?"

Wade sighed and pulled his mask up, showing his scarred face and emotionless eyes.

"Peter you don't make this shit easy here, do you ?" He leaned against the building they had stopped by and closed his eyes.

"I love you spidey, and if anything I would never harm you."

It seemed like Deadpool was breaking character. Where were the silly jokes and referring to himself in third person ? Where was playful jumpiness and insults ? Why was here confessing to Peter about love ?

Peter blinked his eyes in disbelieving amazement, shaking his head lightly as the hot coffee crashed to the ground.

"Wade seriously, if this is one of your sick jokes, I'm not exactly in the mood to play."

He pushes past Wade and brushes against his shoulder unintentionally, feeling the electricity shoot through his body. It was an all to familar feeling.

"Peter, I'm not telling this as some kind of fucking joke. Someone is out there looking to eliminate you. Maybe I won't do it, but who's to say his next client won't ?"

With that, Wade pulled his mask back down and dissapeared. Peter sighed and flipped his hair out of his eyes.

"Today is really, not a good day."

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This is a 2 shoooot, the story continues next chapter.