Yaoi One Shots

Pizza (VergilxDante)

Disclaimer: don't own devil May cry, though I really wish I did.
Like really really really


This is incest, if this bothers you then well...fuck yourself.
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Dante had ordered pizza. Cheesy and greasy with a crap load of pepperonis. Just the way he liked it. Vergil shook his head at Dante and sat on the other side of the room, turning the page to a thick paged novel.

How could Vergil waste time reading books when there was pizza sitting so deliciously on the table ?! Dante though as he hurriedly opened the box and grabbed his first slice, rushing to get the food into his mouth.

Slaying demons left and right took a toll on the demon slayer and he was tired, considering the fact that Vergil never did much. "Please brother, act like you have some type of former knowledge, will you ?"

Dante rolled his eyes and continued to eat his pizza, smearing the grease all over his face. "Will you pull the stick out of your ass ?" Vergil sneered as Dante started on his second slice of pizza. "Pig." Vergil mumbled and pushed the book closed, laying it on the table.

"A little louder princess I couldn't hear you." Dante frowned, finishing off his second slice of pizza, now reaching for the third. "I said pig." Dante rolled his eyes and shoved the third piece in his mouth. Vergil could really have that pole up his ass pretty far, Dante thought, sucking a piece of cheese through his mouth.

"You know maybe if you'd loosen up you'd have friends, bastard." Vergil Hn'd and stood up, dusting off his clothes and staring at Dante with interest. "I don't need friends, dear brother." Dante rolled his eyes and very slowly inched for the fourth slice, only two left to remain in the small sized box.

"Is that why you came here straight from hell ?" He chewed the pepperonis and cheese between his teeth, his silver eyes studying Vergil as he walked to where Dante was sitting on the couch,
A deviant smirk playing on his small lips. "That will remain a secret, little brother." Dante rolls his eyes and swallows, eyes trailing over the pink marks on Vergil's neck and collar bones.

He didn't notice that Vergil had purposely unbuttoned his shirt at the top. He finally took a seat next to Dante and folded his legs quietly. "So who have your tight ass a couple love marks ?" Dante half heartedly jokes, his chest filling with a certain type of emotion. "Does that matter ?" If there was sarcasm playing on Vergil's voice, Dante didn't care.

He looked dejectedly at the two slices of pizza in the box, but still picked up his fifth slice. Maybe it would make him feel better..He sighs and takes a bite, devouring the slice of pizza much like the others. Vergil snorted from his place beside Dante and joined his fingers together.

Hell do I care for..Dante thought as he reached for the last slice, that is until he felt another hand gently brush up against his. "Stop eating you pig, I believe that 5 slices of that disgusting mess if far enough." A soft blush dusted across Dante's cheek and he quickly turned away from Vergil, but left his hand where he it had brushed Vergil's.

"W-whatever. I payed for this, I'd damn well better eat all of it." He reached for the pizza again and Vergil slapped his hand away. "What if I wanted to have a slice, dear brother ?" Dante laughed at Vergil as if he had something completely taboo. "You, eating pizza ? Come on Vergil !" Dante laughed again, thinking that Vergil had completely lost it.

"What, I can't indulge in human foods ?" Dante clutched his stomach tightly as he laughed more, tears streaming down his face. "Y-you don't even t-talk like a human !" Vergil rolled his eyes as he raised a thin white eyebrow. He scooted closer to Dante and grabbed the slice of pizza. Dante was to busy in his large fit of laughter to notice.

"Brother.." Vergil suspiciously eyes the pizza, but chants the plan over in his head. Dante finally let up and wiped the tears off his cheeks from his laughter. "Woo, yeah verge ?" He cast his glance to Vergil and blushed when he noticed their close proximity. When had Vergil gotten so close ? Dante thought as he leaned back on the couch, trying to recompose to his cool and wild demeanor.

"Share this...what do humans call it..pizza ? with..me.." Vergil takes a small bite and then holds his hand out to Dante, hoping to feed him. Dante slowly catches onto Vergil's drift and leans forward to take a bite and let Vergil hand feed him.

Vergil didn't plan to eat the pizza, he really didn't even like to eat foods that humans gorged themselves in. He was much more comfortable with a small salad and a glass of water. Though still, this was the only way he could think of to get..closer to Dante.

"Verge ?" Vergil was holding Dante's cheek in his hand and looking into his eyes. "Yes, little brother ?" "You never told me who you got those hickeys from.." Vergil felt a tinge of guilt, now knowing that Dante must've been hurt. It was unwilling of him to lie, so lie he did not.

"From some woman, I don't know of her name, Dante." Dante was not satisfied with the simple answer, but he didn't care. He sighed and looked towards the empty box of pizza sitting on the table. "Okay.."

Vergil frowned and straddled himself into Dante's lap, turning his face to look into Vergil's eyes. "Don't make such unfitting faces dear brother. I'm not lying." Dante's hands automatically went around Vergil's thin and lithe frame, holding him steadily in his lap.

"Rot in hell, bastard." Dante bit into Vergil's neck, but there was no malice in his voice. "I don't like hell dear brother, I've left to come and see you." "Is that right.." Dante cupped Vergil's ass into his hands and roughly pressed his lips against his, feeling Vergil press his body closer to his.

He figured that he had nothing to lose now, he hoped that Vergil didn't deny what he felt towards him. He'd missed him for so long..cold nights full of whiskey and women. They'd never be Vergil..they'd never be the small petite body that rested in his lap. They'd never be the pale haired man with white spiked hair that always felt so smooth against his hands. They'd never be the cold prick with a heart full of ice. They'd never be Vergil, and now he understood that.

Dante buried his face deep into Vergil's neck, feeling his breath hitch in his throat. "Vergil please don't leave me again.." He felt weak, he felt small, and he sure as hell felt light. He didn't mean to sound so desperate and needy, but he needed Vergil. What would become of him if he had gone away again ?

"Brother, look at me." Dante shook his head and let his hands squeeze Vergil tighter in his grip. "E-even if you don't want to be with me, even if you don't like humans..p-please stay. Don't go back again, I n-need you here, with me.." Vergil sighs and tries again, his patience running thin. "Dante." "And I-if you leave and g-go back I don't know what I'd do I j-" "Dante ! Shut your mouth and listen to me !" Dante surprisedly looked up at Vergil, his silver eyes glistening with fresh salty tears.

"W-what..?" "I'm not leaving you. While I was in hell, all I could think about was you. When I'd see you, get to listen to your incompetent babbling. Dante I..love you. And don't sound so weak..it's unbecoming of you.." Vergil blushed and looked away, unconsciously playing with Dante's hands.

Dante smirked and quickly cut through Vergil's tail coat and shirt, showing his pale creamy skin. "Now then, I'll have to cover those marks with my own. Right brother ?" Dante innocently asked and swirled his tongue around light pink spots, making them darker.

Vergil moaned lightly and grabbed onto Dante's shoulder, feeling the blood in his body rush to his lower regions. Dante finally moved his hands away from Vergil's waist and let them explore his chest, running his thumb over a pert nipple. "A-ahh Dante.."

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Later that evening, Dante and Vergil sat curled together in bed, Vergil splayed against Dante's chest. "Y-you used the devil trigger you pig, I wasn't ready !" Dante chuckles and pulls Vergil back down to his lips, giving him a tender kiss, successfully shitting him up. "The way you were screaming you liked it babe." Vergil cooly rolled his eyes and blushed.

Dante's bare body fit so perfectly with his. Being joined intimately with him made Vergil feel so content. He never regretted his decision in leaving hell to come back to his dear little brother. "Vergil ?" "Yes." "Does this mean you like pizza now ?" Vergil smiles and laughs quietly.

"Only if we eat it together..dear brother." A face splitting smile appears on Dante's face and he turns his head to Vergil, kissing the top of his head. "I love you too." Vergil is falling asleep, but instantly wakes when he hears Dante's words.

Before he can reply, Dante is asleep. Loud snores rising out of his parted lips. "Idiot.." Vergil fusses as he too falls asleep.

And it all was over one slice of pizza . .

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