Battle in the Book!! XD

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Me: Someone get me some popcorn! We're having a battling show! 

*tps everyone to Emburn*

Dark Steve: I heard that from a mile away, and I can't wait! 

Me: Me too, and where's the popcorn right?

*tps everyone but Void Steve bags of popcorn*

Void Steve: Hey! What about me?

Me: Oh yes, this is a question from Maggiebutton, she's wondering if you could battle her while she's a dragon.

Void Steve: Simple as grabbing gold from a mineshaft. Bring it!

*Portal opens and Maggie jumps out*

Maggie: I'm ready for this, prepare for great beating!

Void Steve: Oh, I think you'll get the beating.

Me: Alright, let's make this a clean fight. No drawing blood, use less magic, be fair. Void Steve, I'm looking at you.

Void Steve: What? It's not like I'll cheat.

Galaxy Steve: *roles eyes*

Me: Ok, ready? Set? Fight!

Void Steve: *jumps into air and hovers above everyone*

Maggie: *growls and scales push through skin, face stretches out, horns grow, tail lashes, wings flap and roars, shaking ground*

Void Steve: *forms fireballs and throws*

Maggie: *blocks with talons, spits sparks and coughs smoke, blows huge flame*

Void Steve: *twists and dodges, throws more*

Maggie: *lows head, blasts hit neck but stands ground, opens enormous wings and bares teeth*

Void Steve: *swoops down and grabs horn, pulling*

Maggie: *calls out and smacks Void Steve*

Void Steve: *hits ground and groans*

Me: 5...

Void Steve: *struggles to stand*

Maggie: *archs neck*

Me: 4...

Void Steve: *looks up at Maggie, glaring*

Maggie: *blows smoke from nose*

 Me: 3...

Void Steve: *pushes ground, but collapses*

Maggie: *smiles toothy smile*

Me: 2...

Void Steve: *hits ground with fist and roars*

Maggie: *nodds*

Me: 1...

Void Steve: *relaxes and lays on ground*

Maggie: *eyes widen*

Me: Maggie has won!

Maggie: *stretches out neck and roars, blowing long stream of fire making firework and changes back* That was SICK!! 

Me: Comgrats, now we should get Void Steve to a doctor. Thanks for the question.

Maggie: No problem. *hops through portal*


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