Notification // Kim Taehyung

1. korean guy

sorry if I made you wait, loves.
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I stared at the screen utterly shocked and didn't know what to reply. I hesitated to answer since there weren't any photos of him on his account. Freaking stalker.

"I'd love to have a friend rn but it may appear that this friend happens to be a 50 year old pedo, trying go molest me somewhere crowdless".

"Hahhaha, damn, girl YOU'RE NO JAMS".
I scratched my head totally confused.

"What does it mean..? No jams.."

"Ahh, sowwy... I'm a korean guy, so I sometimes use this slang, don't mind me"

"Korean..? Yeah, that's ok. I'm not a racist", I thought.

"Hm..Noice. Just don't overuse it, cause I might sit here for hours questioning my knowledge of english".

"I'm Taehyung. Or you can call me V. V as victory, yeah man".

I cringed at the stupid reference.

"You're sounding like Justin Bieber, Taehyung. Cut this shit. I'm Inti. Nice to meet you..in a virtual world".

"Glad to be your friend, Inti.
  Inti, send me NOODS".

"I'm-", my eyes widened, "gimme one good reason why I shouldn't block you rn"

"Because I like doggos. POINT".

I laughed at the randomness of this guy, "That's a good point indeed"

"IKR. So..Inti send me noods"

The moment I attempted go block him, there was another message,

"HEY, DON'T YOU DARE BLOCK ME OR IMMA CREATE ANOTHER ACCOUNT AND STALK YOU LIKE A CREEPSTER, AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHENEVER I JACK OFF TO YOUR PICS"

I gaped in shock but could guess that he was a crackhead and clown.

"Sure, I'm ugly as hell, nothing to jack off".

"Aww, anyways I would jack off out of pity"

"Wha-, are you retarded or something?"

"Kinda. Hey, respect my feelings, debility aint my choice".

"Okay sorry"

"Imma accept apologies as your NOODS"

"Jeeez, boi if you don't-"

I threw my phone on the bed and cleaned around my house. When I returned, there were 100+ notifications. That freaked me out, obviously.

Apparently, all the messages were from Taehyung.

"GIRL, YOU CAN'T DUMP ME. I'M A SNACK"

"I'M NOT EVEN READING THE SHAT YOU TEXTED, ARE YOU NUTS, BOI"

"Hmmm, where you been when I needed you the most! I CRIED, YOU BITCH, ARE YOU HEARTLESS?"

"Look. Wtf is wrong with you. If you think you can make fun of me, just fuck off. I hate such guys who just play around texting random girls. Find a job. Find a hobbie. Idk".

"Hey, you must be reaaally a bitch. NAN MOLLA, how to deal with it"

"So you went korean again.."

"Honestly, hajima, girl. I wanted to help. I said, you seemed like a seulpeun yeoja. I thought my jams gonna make you laugh or shit. So please, don't be a paboya"

"How the hell should I just digest what I read now..You need to learn english before helping me, boi"

"Just kidding but hey, you're gonna learn korean too. If you want to be a chingu to yebeun namja like me".

"Are you serious? Okay, some random guy is forcing me to learn korean, I'm wheezing".

"Manners makes douches, jams makes intellectuals. Point".

"I'm-, Okay. You're weird. But who am I to say this. Tbh I'm a nerd, so this is worse".

"YIKES. NERD. NERD? NERD?!?! YOU'RE GROSS. STUDY IS EVIL. LIFE IS SHAT WHEN YOU LIVE IN BOOKS. IMMA CHANGE YOUR UGLY NERDY ASS, MY MANZ".

"Okay..As I learned, you don't accept rejections.."

"Finally your nerdy ass got it correct. Tea sis".

"Yaay, I love tea"

"Tae and Tea sound pretty close".

"You're so random, Taehyung. I relate so much".

"Arasseo. Annyeongi jumuseyo, paboya".

"(::: Lmao. Same"

He went to sleep, and I felt lonely without him. Maybe I wanted to talk longer, or till the morning? To be honest, I had never had such an extraordinary friend in my life. He was so positive and funny, and weird, in a good way. I already missed him on the first day we got acquainted, while he was sleeping. So who was weird, me or Taehyung?

Both of us I guess.

yeseu, Inti is my real name. i just used it, don't mind me.
also, okay let's pretend Taehyung's english isn't bullshat in this fic.