Miss Player

chapter 14

Jesse's POV

I woke up with Victoria's hair in my face and her body snuggly tucked next to mine. It had to be at least 9 because the sun was shining like a mother through her bedroom windows. I moved her and went to go close her curtains to try and get some more sleep. When I turned around to get back in bed, Victoria was spread out, leaving me with no room or blanket for that matter so I did the only logical thing to do in a situation like that. I ripped her sheets off stole her teddy bear out of her arms and started jumping on the bed. Its the only way to wake her up.

"VICTORIA WAKE UP!! COME ON I'M HUNGRY NOW AND I'M STILL SLEEPY CAUSE YOUR ASS WANTS TO BE TAKING UP ALL THE ROOM ON YOUR BED! WAKE UP"

After my little rant/speech I looked down and saw her staring at me with a murderous glare but she said nothing. All she did was reach for her teddy, Tito Antonio deJesus, and her blanket. Then she simply layed on the floor.

"There take the stupid bed my floor is mote comfortable anyway. Leave me and Tito alone. Go eat cereal you know where everything is."

After 10 minutes of me trying to come up with a plan I finally got it. with a wide Cheshire grin on my face I walked over to her closest and grabbed another blanket and spread on the floor next to her. Ever so carefully I rolled her onto it and tied it up like a knapsack. I swear this has got to be one of my most brilliant moments. . I stood there enjoy my badassy brilliancy for a few moments and then proceeded to make my way toward the kitchen to find some food for us.

I put her on the counter but she didn't fit so her head was on some plates in the sink while her body was on the counter "Victoriaaaa can you please wake up now and make me food?" I asked nicely hoping she would agree and not force me into reaching the end of my master plan. She started to move and actually almost fell off the counter but luckily I pushed her back on before she moved all the way off.

" Alright then if you don't want to get up the nice way, you're going to get up the not so nice way."

With that I removed the plates from the sink so she didn't break them and turned the water on. Then I ran for my life with a soaking wet and not in the good kind of wet, angered and revengeful Tori on my ass ready to kill me.

As I jumped over the couch and out the front door I heard her scream, "I hope you don't need anything you left in here cause. you're never coming back unless you wanna die. Do you heard poopballs! Die! I will get my revenge buttface!"

I started cracking up though, who calls someone a poopball or a buttface? she had to let me in eventually my phone wallet and clothes were in there so I couldn't leave. Plus what's the worst thing she could do? Right?

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holaa readers, I just want to say thanks to all the people who are actually reading this. I have like 5k reads on this :o :D. I never thought I'd say that. but seriously thanks. it means a lot especially when you guys message me and stuff asking questions. I feels specials . pero Yea I'm hoping to get these updates on some type of schedule but school is hard , AP's suck, permit tests suck, extra curriculars suck and ACTs as well. so here's this little bit sorry to the shortness, but iwanted to put something up even if its small.

ps :can anyone help me make a new cover for this story? pweetty pwease  :3

pps: I came up with a name for people who read this. I'm gonna call you guys little miss player or mister players if there's any guys out there. I hope that's cools with you guys I got that idea from another story on here, library love cause in her AN  notes she called them librarians cause the story was about libraries well it had them in there but anywhoo bye now.